[Image description: Art of a wizard with a staff casting lightning. There is all caps text that reads. "I cast be nice to each other." /end image description]

like imagine if some of the energy that turns into face-melting air when you first turn the AC on was stored as electricity instead of going to waste

Imagine if electric cars were designed and sold on their merits as practical devices and not toys for the rich.

Rebloging to scream that last bit to the back

Do not attempt to out-malicious-compliance the staff at the malicious compliance conference.

This ended up being a good bonus prank for me too, because when the counting was done I wrapped the bags in gaffer's tape and spent the rest of the day handing it to people very casually while saying "oh here, hold this for a sec" and then watching they weren't ready for the weight (I only did this to people I know well enough to know this wouldn't hurt them).

It's an infosec conference, so it's a weekend in a hotel full of people whose favorite thing is breaking the law and whose second favorite thing is following the letter of the law while cheerfully violating the spirit.

Ryan be like I can excuse robbing a bank but I draw the line at lying to ur wife

sudden urge to burst into tears. im not a toddler i just agree with their beliefs

invented bestie nepotism

in the club getting psychosexual

even if you're not a supernatural fan, if you've been on tumblr long enough you are, like, culturally. like cultural christianity in america except it's the cw's supernatural. you may never have watched an episode or set foot inside the tag but your regular life shuts down on their holidays and all of your world news is delivered through that point of view. something to think about