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i don't know the etiquette for posting other peoples tiktoks but the delivery of this punchline hit me like a FUCKING TRUCK please
NikhilClayton <- you should follow this guy on tiktok he's fucking hilarious
The closing stinger is ART.
I always forget the stinger and it always makes me burst out laughing
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"Stained glass" faille jacket by Freda Blackwood, 1970's or early 80's, via Kerry Taylor Auctions.
There's more of them!!
Do you still want s16?
Yes
No
I've never wanted it
It's complicated
"im not saying feminism is for everyone but-" the fuck? well im saying that. feminism is for everyone. yes even cishet men will benefit from feminism and cishet men should be feminists because cishet men are indeed harmed by the patriarchy; nowhere near to the extent that women are, but having a culture that is fully equal and anti-misogynist benefits everyone. have we forgotten that lifting up the disenfranchised people in society helps all of us as a collective? "im not saying that universal and unalienable human rights are for everyone but-" YES THE FUCK THEY ARE LOL
I usually despise saying a homophobic politician is gay because it feels like blaming the community for their own oppression but it is important to note Lindsey Graham was gay and this was an open secret his entire life that he thought he was hiding well from South Carolina
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Never not thinking about that post about people wanting to be the fun aunt but never wanting to be around when kids are young and how much they’re missing out on. Related note. My friend’s toddler is obsessed with ravens so I’m now self-drafting a pattern for a toddler sweater covered in ravens. I’m thinking maybe a granny square situation so I can assemble it into the size she is at Christmas.
@h0neyfreak
There's a fake ai pattern on etsy that does a big owl sweater design on the stomach but adds triangles onto the sleeves for "wings" that were a good/achievable idea. It looked like a made project that was fed to ai to put a kid into it.
However, if you made this, even in an adult size, I'm sure it would be treasured for life:
https://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/wingspan-3
Check out the KAL page for progress pictures, inspiration ideas, crowd-sourcing questions, and other pattern notes.
Cats crave routine so much that if you don't give them any, they'll invent some for you and then get pissed off if you don't follow the secret rules that they decided for the household
Does your cat get zoomies at around the same time each day?
Does you cat wake you up and demand breakfast/mealtime at a set time?
Does your cat have a talking voice or a yelling voice?
Does your cat come to find you when you're someplace new or unexpected in the house?
Does your cat come to get you to solve problems that they can't solve themselves?
Does your cat have rules about where you can or can't touch them?
Good news!
You have a cat!
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The long-lost remains of King Alfred the Great have been found buried under a car park, investigators claim.
Alfred died in 899, and his bones were repeatedly moved. He was buried in Winchester Cathedral until 1110, when his remains were moved to Winchester's Hyde Abbey, where they were interred before the high altar between the bodies of his wife and son. The abbey was demolished after the dissolution of the monasteries in 1539, and the place was left in ruins. In 1866, during construction of a workhouse on the site, the English antiquarian John Mellor excavated the area, found what he thought were Alfred's bones and had them reburied at nearby St. Bartholemew’s Church. But in 2013, when archaeologists exhumed and carbon-dated the bones from St. Bartholomew’s churchyard, they proved to date from over 200 years after Alfred’s death - sparking Graham's interest and search. He said: "Whoever’s bones they were, they weren’t Alfred’s. So, I decided to discover what happened to them. "The quest has taken me 13 years.”
shut up they did not find another goddamn king under another goddamn car park
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hot new reaction image just dropped
love everyone contributing to the absolute hoard of dice for emily to roll
+ bonus: some delighted emily faces
In terms of establishing the fundamental aesthetic of the 1990s strand of cinematic cyberpunk, the 1993 Super Mario Bros. adaptation is probably up there with Johnny Mnemonic and Lawnmower Man influence-wise, as much as we all hate to admit it.
What the fuck
Welcome to the "learned from this post that the first major live-action feature film adaptation of a pre-existing video game franchise was a dystopian cyberpunk AU of Super Mario Bros. for some inexplicable reason" club.
I do believe the stink of this movie saved us from some far worse projects. I have no idea what those would have been, but I believe.
Are you kidding? This film was the vanguard; it may have tanked in theatres, but the novelty of it led to a number of bandwagon-jumping projects in following years. After Super Mario Bros. dropped in 1993, we had Double Dragon and the Jean-Claude Van Damme Street Fighter in 1994, then Paul W S Anderson's Mortal Kombat in 1995; the unexpected commercial success of the latter film was reportedly the deciding factor when Angelina Jolie accepted the lead role in Tomb Raider a few years later, which in turn kicked off the second wave of major live-action video game adaptations in the early 2000s that gave us the Resident Evil films
Don't forget the 𝘋𝘰𝘰𝘮 Movies
I prefer to focus on positive outcomes.
I love Super Mario Bros the Movie.
Where else can you get:
Bob Hoskins (Smee from multiple Peter Pan adaptations) as Mario, the older but more practical brother,
John Leguizamo as Luigi (Rrrrrow!), the taller, younger, more creative thinker, romantic brother,
Claire Danes as Princess Daisy (Peach, effectively? They were the same person in this universe)
Dennis Hopper as King Koopa (The guy with the blonde hair ridges on the poster) and riffing the role as like Lex Luthor meets an alligator meets a Corpo from Biotech, a Cyberpunk Corporation,
A full Dino Raptor Puppet version of Yoshi that looked both Adorable and like it Could Eat You,
The Lore that Mushroom Kingdom inhabitants were turned into Goombas by a magical invention from Koopa Labs,
And the Song: Do The Dinosaur 🦕
This movie was Sick to tiny me, and while I need to watch it again, I'll be happy to.
I am going insane because the version I shared was from a fucking journalist IN THE HOSPITAL WITH HIM and people keep going “oh we have to wait for an article confirming it twitter isn’t reliable” like we haven’t been told repeatedly republicans are keeping him the barest consideration of alive until august to prevent a special election and anyone filling his place until January! News websites have accidentally posted in memoriam articles they were told not to!
“Brain dead isn’t REALLY dead” WE HAVE NEVER SUCCESSFULLY BROUGHT ANYONE BACK FROM BRAIN DEATH
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I thought I needed a new laptop but nope, youtube is slowing down your PC if you have adblock on on any open tab...
To be very clear about this: CPUs aren't magical devices that can operate forever. They generate heat. They wear out over time. This happens faster when they're operating near capacity. This is not just an attempt to inconvenience you; this is an attempt to damage your property.
For the "crime" of not wanting to be tracked/have ads pissed into your eyeballs 24/7.
Even if you've paid for the "privilege" of the latter.
Fuck Google, and I hope they get sued into oblivion over this.
i see everyone in the notes talking about newpipe but nobody's talking about youtube alternatives for desktop
IF YOU USE A DESKTOP PC OR LAPTOP, TRY INVIDIOUS
https://invidious.io/
it is a free, open-source alternative YouTube front-end. in addition to not having ads, it has other great QoL features like a download button. try one of the several instances on that link up there ^^^^
so i was super pissed and concerned about this but i have just discovered that while this is true, it is apparently only true for google chrome users. i just tested this by having ten tabs open in firefox playing ten different youtube videos at the same time and my cpu usage spiked to 25% as the videos were loading and then dropped back down to 10% as they played.
if you ever needed another reason to switch to a different browser, this is it.
@jorality
