that gay shit

You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE AND PLAY MUSIC

Still hearing the ads music after you close the page

having adblock

Sites that forbid adblock

When ads pop up even when Adblock is enabled

When porn ads pop up unexpectedly

When you try get rid of the add really fast but accidentally click on the link that sends you to seventy different pages before you can go back.

When the ad shows something you’re actually interested in.

When you have to wait to skip the ad

When the ad is about abused/animals needing homes

when you get rid of the add but it keeps coming back.

When you get so many ads at once that the site you’re on crashes and you have to reload the page.

When an ad plays awesome music

When the add says you can skip it but it doesn’t let you skip

When the ad shows you something you’re interested in, you click it, and it opens two tabs with one being a clear phishing scam and the other for some fuck app

When the same ad has played so many times that you can recite it word for word in time

When the ad is fiNALLY OVER

When you go to close the ad but accidentally end up clicking on it instead

I dyed my hair blue. Like corpse bride blue. and I love it so much.

Want to know another fun fact? Remember that weird kid with the psychic visions from Game of Thrones?

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*

character in a fight scene: *lifting their disarmed opponent’s chin slightly with the business end of their weapon*

character in fight scene: *pins down the opponent and leans in close to whisper in their ear*

character in fight scene: *restrains the opponent by twisting their arm/s behind their back and pinning them to the wall chest first with their own chest pressing against the opponents back*

Character: *distracts their otherwise equally good/better opponent by flirting*

Character in fighting scene: *restrains opponents arms in a lock hold with their own, entangling their arms together forcing their bodies to be pressed together and faces in close proximity*

character in fight scene: *holds opponent by the collar, lifts them and brings them close to their face*

How to kill myself without making mom sad or my friends feel bad

me, wearing nothing but a sheer plunge-neck ballgown that’s plastered to my skin from the rain, soaking wet and trembling with cold and fatigue as i stand outside the entrance to the castle: p-please help me ;) i’m s-so lost and s-scared ;) ;) i have no where to stay for the night ;) ;) ;)

I just want to add one thing-