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would this work better w the eclipse? im about to test it yall

even if our interactions never extend beyond liking and reblogging eachother i am thankful to know you at all

we must make haste in killing every harry potter fan

the unimaginable power of saying "huh, guess that's not for me" and moving on with your life

When I'm in a "I wish we were childhood friends" competition and my opponents are twenty one pilots. Stressed out music video where they dress up as kids to reflect simpler times and go play at each others houses. Christmas saves the year cover where they bashed their childhood photos together to make it look like they've always known each other and were at one point opening presents together. Childhood videos playing at the 2026 AMAs while singing a song about how history and actions are traceable and the desire to be seen and known so thoroughly that a call for help will always be met with being found against all odds. I'm losing. Everyone is losing. They're doing it like no one else. These guys met in their early 20s btw.

I have been nothing but elusive and difficult to you and this is how you treat me

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

The lion will never financially recover from this

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

you like fanart of a character maybe Two times and suddenly ur tumblr page thinks u want to read them taking it up the ass

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr