I'm just as confused as you are

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

who else is up permanently feeling like they did something Wrong

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

The singing with where the voices in your mouth is such a complex thing that I understood pretty intrinsically and it's why I succeeded in vocal studies as long as I did. How you hold your teeth and where to hold the sound is so important.

the face of a man whose about to accuse people of slurs <3

Im sorry that I choose my favs with my pussy and not my moral compass. Wish I could be as boring as the rest of you

in the past i've described my experience of being an ace with a sex drive as being hungry with no appetite, but actually my experience is more like being hungry and never going out to eat because i always have all the tools and ingredients to make exactly what i want, exactly how i want it, at home. i don't want other people in my kitchen and i certainly don't want to be in anyone else's kitchen. love reading about fictional kitchens, though.

Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?

Yellow

No it’s red because of his shirt

No, it’s yellow because he loves honey

You have no idea what you’re talking about

Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

obligatory reblog of this after I forgot to bookmark them (again)

Always Reblog

THE ORIGIN

THIS IS WHERE ITS FROM…HOLY FUCK… IVE ONLY EVER SEEN PEOPLE MENTION THIS

This is a decade old next year.

I have been lurking for years but I can’t resist the temptation of my first post in eons to be for the 10th birthday of Harold they’re lesbians