I'm just as confused as you are

You're telling me that this man is researching monsters on the internet and he's not on tumblr?? PFFFTT

He has the most intricately detailed blog curated towards the supernatural and he's dutifully answering asks about the supernatural.

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the custody thing starts as a joke, and rapidly spirals into dramatic soap-opera levels of roleplaying as a divorced couple, (eddie is the husband and steve is the wife), and they REALLY get into it

billy is initially annoyed as fuck about the whole thing, but upon realising that dustin is even more annoyed, joins in the game as steve's new husband and calls dustin things like sport and pal and claps him on the shoulder

Game Geralt and Dandelion? 100% platonic but its so much worse.

They have gotten married because they were both drunk, Dandelion just got dumped and Geralt was consoling him. He promised he'd marry Dandelion if he was a girl. So they drunkenly went and got married to prove it. They didnt get it annulled bc if something happened to Geralt, theyd contact Dandelion.

Yennefer: so they won't contact me?

Geralt: I'm pretty sure you have me microchipped anyway

They're the friends who give each other handjobs bc one of them broke his arm. "What did you want me to do Yen, he broke his ARM" This has happened to both of them multiple times.

Dandelion definitely asked Geralt to check his penis bc some girl commented on it. He needed his besties opinion.

Priscilla and Yennefer just accepted their boyfriends were like that. They know its 100% platonic and some weird form of bonding they both require to thrive

Zoltan: no that's not normal male bonding, Dandelion