sometimes the abyss stares back.

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

make a minimum of 20 posts a day, be annoying as fuck, repeat things you said a few weeks ago, destroy your follower’s dashboards, never kill yourself

She has maggots in all the right places.

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said then immediately respond to you before you finish

wow you have dogshit taste (remembers im trying to be nicer to people who like different things) uh i mean, it's beautiful how the breadth of human experience is so wide it encompasses those with good taste and those with dogshit taste

"Stalking?" God forbid I'm detail-oriented and curious by nature.

they should invent a brain that doesn’t tell you mean things at night time