sometimes the abyss stares back.

Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

hope he did a good job at least. Didn't embarrass the whole family.

He strutted his shit kinda

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Can we drink each others blood from matching chalices

can you please sheathe your sword at the fucking dinner table

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

To be fair Pokemon element logic is rooted in normal logic.

yeah, everyone knows a wrestlers biggest weakness is the local pigeons

go outside and try to suplex a bird

tell me how bug resists fighting

go outside and try to suplex a bug

Sometimes, when the situation is absurd, I look at the invisible camera to break the fourth wall and address the spectators of my life

(three decades into my life) sorry I wasn’t paying attention, can we start again?