🌝🌖🌗🌘🌚🌒🌓🌔🌝

at the dmv eating the licenses

You can control white people by giving them cheese

cheese is so good tho

I got one

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

Let her continue

Remember to drink water babes

No

Then become the dirt I walk on.

Every post like this hits me so hard bc op always swings back with a new type of bat and I’m never prepared for it

need that tweet line that is like the dude asking for a gf to record for the summer and a girl replies “sex tapes? hmu.” and he is just like “nah skate park, I don’t be having sex”

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

this is my favorite post ever.

Let this hellsite die with the same meme it started with.

I wish for an adventure

I NEED TO FIND MORE GLUE BEFORE HE DOES IT TO ME