heem heem

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking

it must feel good as fuck to walk on the surface tension of water as a bug

today is not my day! but that's okay! can't win em all! (walking backwards into traffic) can't win em all! (every car miraculously misses me and I continue walking backwards into a nice coffee shop before emerging 5 minutes later with a delicious iced drink) I ate a barista and it didn't even taste that good

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

its so scary making plans with new friends. what if i suggest something stupid and we have a terrible time and they find out im a fraud and not a real human being

this is my best friend in the world btw and she loves me

yikes 😬unfollowing rn sorry… i didn’t realize they didn’t support sinister and evil women with huge boobies my bad 

blood pressure Ain't even real lol. *stands up and immediately

[Image description: San Jose Sharks mascot Sharkie wears a black tracksuit that says "Fishy" across the butt. End description.]

I've failed to read rooms I was alone in