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all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

its gigglebait. its hehebait

I just felt someone Z-target me

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

Shakespeare is like this

One legitimately weird thing about Tumblr is that we literally can’t code for shit, many people quit working at Tumblr due to a hostile work environment, and we can’t seem to program a simple blogging website to not flood your RAM.

hey don't cry. on december 3, 1926, agatha christie went missing for eleven days and because the uk police didn't know what to do they recruited sir arthur conan doyle, creator of master detective sherlock holmes, but all he did was conduct a séance to try and contact her distressed spirit

I did a loud snort so I found a source

I dont want to fuck anymore.

This is how a star without anything to give warmth to dies. No supernova, no cosmic blast signaling a last hurrah, channeling its final bit of warmth into one last explosion of light and love. A star without anything to give warmth to withers away, leaving yet another dark spot in the night sky. The saddest part of it is that we never notice that it’s gone until millions of years have passed. Rest in peace, hornyjarjarbinks. May you find comfort in your eternal slumber.

dude have you watched arcade. it's based on a game called leading legends but it's actually good as fuck. even parents watch it.

There was really no winning that one