dead inside

The faces of Latchkey Kid and his Absent Parents when they remember they are in fact part of a family unit.

Tim: so, uh, how was.... Prague?

Janet: Peru, actually. I trust your .... school? Is going well?

Jack: Jan, it's July. He doesn't have--you don't have school now, right?

Tim *in summer school*: ummm no?

Jack: okay, good.

Tim:

Janet:

Jack: so, do we get dinner together or--

Tim: I can pretend to be the dog sitter if you pay me to go away and not interact with you.

Janet: I can also pretend to be the dogsitter.

Jack: ethically, I probably shouldn't say yes to this plan but it is very tempting.

remember kids

If Batman gets prep time, so does everyone else

What kinda curse is Slang, anyway?

“This is the best day of my life.”

“You thought you ate that.” Bruce physically feels a full body shiver, charged with nausea and cringe. “This is level 10 cringe. Can’t have shit in Gotham.”

Dick is his earth bound angel, but he laughs like a demon at him, holding onto Jason for support, pledging his eternal loyalty to Zatana and her pettiness.

—

“Hey, old bat, hook me up with an adrenaline shot.”

What he wants to say is Jay, do not try and fight with 6 bullets in your stomach.

What comes out instead, through Bruce’s grit teeth and intense, fierce glaring, “Not you trying to go back to your corpse era. See how I only took 2 shots? Very demure. Very mindful.”

Jason passes out from blood loss, but mostly laughter.

—

“Chat, is this real?”

Stephanie barely bites back a full belly cackle. “I think he just asked us if we copied.”

“I wish I was Jason, 15.”

—

“This is not a slay environment. Killing is flop behavior.” He keeps his eyes shut and buries his face in his hands. Trying to convince Damian not to stab someone doesn’t seem to work.

Damian gives him a pat like he’s a pitiful cat. “I’ll only stab the non lethal areas.”

Women are getting rid of their Trump supporting partners while they still legally can since they clearly don't give a shit about them or any other woman.