the most parents of all time

This is what I want Jack Drake to have

Tim drake being robin for a little while thinking life is sunshine and rainbows before he got hit with the triple combo of batman knightfall, cataclysm and no man’s land

No brain today. Just thoughts of a Babadook batfam au

Bruce as a grieving single parent (batkid is dealer's choice but I'm partial to Dick) struggling after Alfred's death in a violent accident years ago. A strange book appears, and after reading it odd shadows and strange occurances appear around the house. Then Bruce's kid begins acting strange...Do you see the vision?

core four have to go on a mission in an old historical site, but where kon and bart are enthusiastically reenacting tomb raider, cassie and tim are losing their shit at all the violations to archeological site codes that they’re committing

I'm always hungrying for more Tim and Cassie friendship posts/fics. This would be excellent (trauma) bonding to bring them closer.

Lowkey mad Tim can just fall asleep anywhere. I would kill for that kind of power.

Narcoleptic Drake family agenda unlocked. They all have it. Unlimited, unskippable naps. The only way to contain them.

The democracy (me) votes to give the Sleepy Drakes one (1) driver to take them places since they're technically not legally allowed to drive. His name is Gustavroom and he is a motorhead rogue henchman one fake mustache away from being arrested. He is the worst driver off all time. Spiders Georg of traffic violations. Jack and Janet refuse to hire anyone else.