Things Trumpers Say

Wannabe fascist is sad that he can't be an authoritarian by taking credit for somebody else's work... Again.

It's some indie game that you can buy for $20 and they're frothing at the mouth because it got a 10/10 on IGN or something (which means nothing) and it's "going to ruin gaming" or some shit.

They are feeling threatened by a $20 indie game.

I finally watched a video on it- apparently Super Eyepatch Wolf has a second channel (called "Regular Eyepatch Wolf") and he talked about it briefly so I watched that.

Judging by his video I don't think I would like the game. You apparently don't have to play it- it doesn't have any failsafes, (which means that you can't fail at anything) and the characters are super pretentious over their favorite music. But he didn't explain why chuds hate it so much. (Hell, he said that he couldn't understand how the hate got that bad.) My best guess is that it's because the main character is a woman.

So I don't know who the fuck is being genuine and who's just being a chud aside from Super Eyepatch Wolf. I can see why people would be genuinely mad at the fact that they paid $20 for a game they don't even have to play.

Look at this shit though

Who are you people?! Why am I getting recommended your videos?! (The other three I kind of understand.)

Yes, I do understand that watching a single video on the game will just make things worse, but I was getting bombarded by them anyway so it doesn't seem to matter.

In case you're wondering why I censored two of the thumbnails- one is showing the relationship between a character who's almost an adult and a very young child. (Though it might not actually look like it without the context, I just wanted to be safe.)

I am going to ignore the thousands of puns I could make because I'd rather point out the fact that he's pretending to cook burgers (or whatever the fuck he's doing here. It looks like he's salting the gap in between the uncooked burgers there) while wearing a full suit.

Watching these people pretend to be normal is making me think that maybe I can see where the reptilian theorists are coming from. (Or "wormian," in this case.)

This is authoritarian, yes, but also just pathetic. He is unironically doing this meme to himself.

Gay marriage is a thing in the game. It's already "woke."

Fun fact: One time I tried kissing my wife in front of our kids but I forgot that I turned into a vampire and the "kiss" button was also the "bite" button so I basically killed my wife in front of our children.

I was actually pretty stunned. I was like "wait, why is it going into cinematic mode?" and then I heard the screams of our children and probably our pet mud crab as well. She didn't even turn into a vampire. She just died. (I don't remember if you can turn people into vampires or not.) My character was just standing there, staring at her now dead wife.

I'm very glad that the game auto saves whenever you enter or exit a building.

I almost killed all four of them once by progressing through the game and destroying Whiterun, but thankfully I moved them to Dawnstar before that so we'd all could live close to that invisible (buried?) chest that never gets permanently emptied. (I think that was in Dawnstar, anyway.)

Bethesda games- despite their many, many, many flaws- are still a lot of fun to play and talk about. (Hell, the flaws are part of the reason why they're so much fun to play.) Like how a bear saved me from a man in Oblivion once...

Tennessee was on the list and I said that I'm staying home if they go to Tennessee. My brother-in-law asked me why and I told him that it's because of the anti-vaxxers and racists where his family lives. He was like "there's only like, 1,500 people living there." I didn't have the heart to tell him that I was talking about his own family members.

My mother-in-law was like "Tennessee is off the table anyway because I still want to murder your father." (I don't know what happened between them and I'm too afraid to ask.)

Black people had to turn to heavily fried chicken in order to avoid being deliberately poisoned by under-prepared food, food that has been stored in unsanitary bags, or purposely unsanitary practices (like spitting in the food) by white racists who owned the majority of restaurants. (There's more to it but I don't want to take away views from the video. It's only eight minutes long. Less if you speed your videos up like I do.)

These restaurants who previously took advantage of black people who struggled to get through life thanks to practices white people put in lost out in millions thanks to fried chicken. (I dunno if this is accounting for inflation or not.) So they started making fun of black people for eating fried chicken.