Whey

i'm going to get really high and write spoken word about my childhood.

I'm getting hanged tomorrow in the town square for having a kind heart

what they dont tell you about those little hand baskets in the grocery store is if you put enough things in them they get heavy

damn, she’s a bad bitch. oh they’re nonbinary? my bad. damn, they’re a bad person

Dewitt B. Farting

i love counterspell. "i cast fireball!" no you dont

let's get a guillotine, and a stage in front of the capital, and the rest I can't say

You can say it, this is tumblr

the funny thing about being a big blog on here really is the number of people who will follow you for months while having absolutely zero idea about who you are and what you do

That's a good point random kitty blog. I'd be stunned to find out that you leaked the no fly list or something