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Shun: ...That said, we still have today left, so I’ll pop up in between work time~ Do play with me until the end♪ Well then, I hope you’ll enjoy this last day to the fullest

Shun: The mornings have become cold. And at such time, I present to you, this~♪ It’s the prototype of our pencil cases☆ Hajime: Wait, that flow of events is not possible To be released next year Feel free to use them together with the pouch

Shun: Shun-san will work his best on the last day of the month he represents♪ And he’ll even promote his juniors. A few days ago, the release of “Getsu” marks the end of the quadrilogy “Ka-Chou-Fuu-Getsu” themed series. Congratulations! Hajime: All units’ songs were appropriate as the endings Shun: Lai lalai~♪ Fufufu, aah... The song makes one want to go back home, don’t you think, Hajime

Shun: The suffering of being a fan whilst knowing what is going on behind the scenes is that there is about 2-month lag before ordinary fans can fire up with the same topic

 (ﾟ∀ﾟ 三 ﾟ∀ﾟ)＜here it isｰｰｰ!!!!

Shun: ...is what I think, but I can only share this excitement with everyone else 2 months afterwards. Having to zip my mouth for such a long time while getting all fidgety is fun but suffering too Last monologue of Shimotsuki (November)

Shun: Ah yes, thanks to the anime, there are now a lot of people who see these random tweets that I write. I can’t be any happier♪ As such, to everyone who has just become my friends! Tsukiuta is a series with the motto “to like what you like in a free and relaxed way!” Last monologue of Shimotsuki (November)

Shun: As you’ve known, we have lots of detailed updates and it must be hard to catch up with everything. So it’s not uncommon if you don’t understand some things, but don’t let it get to you too much, and you’re more than welcome to check us out only when you’re interested in doing so. Those who have been supporting us and those who have just started, just relax, don’t be stiff. As long as you keep your manners, feel free to come and go in and out the series♪ Last monologue of Shimotsuki (November)

Shun: The reason why I keep repeating “relax” is because I want you to treasure the feeling that you have when you like or enjoy something. You don’t have to squeeze your heart so, to the extent of not enjoying it, and force yourself to support us. Don’t worry, your voices reach us. After all, being able to smile and laugh with everyone is the best treasure we could ask for♪ Last monologue of Shimotsuki (November)

Shun: ......As for the suffering your wallets go through, we can only apologize for that ( ´-ω-) Hajime: ...When we’re speaking of economics (wallets), please don’t forget your priorities, and plan wisely Shun: Also, preorder goods that you really really want. The more preorders, the more goods that we can produce for sale, all’s well ends well!

Hajime: ...I like white better Shun: ...I like black better Hajime & Shun: We like our opposite (laughs) Dessert for today’s lunch

Kurotsuki: And by the way, we’re the ones who bought those. Kalbi Mac was delicious Tsukishiro: It’s been a while since I last bought this restaurant’s food (laughs) Kurotsuki: Sometimes you just have this urge where you really want to at french fries, don’t you!? Tsukishiro: Yes yes Managers are together too

SShun: And these are the prototype of penlights that are included as a bonus in TsukiAni full BD set☆ Hajime: It’s for Full Moon Festival Shun: It lights up in 12 different colors... but maybe it’s a little hard to see in the pics? It’s lighting up in purple and white here~♪

Shun: Well then... November is coming to an end. I’ve been sharing my daily life and promotion this whole month, do you enjoy them? I totally enjoyed it because I want to share them with everyone! Until next year... let’s meet again with cheerful faces♪

☆Good Meat Day②☆

poke Arata: Uwaa!?

Kakeru: To Tsukino Dorms again Arata: At least give me a shout!? Kakeru: Arata-san will breathe out (cheat) if we do though Rui: Yep. Arata is an ordinary meat, there Arata: Safe safe Kakeru: But his abdomen might be superior meat... Arata: No! Aoi: Really? Arata: I don’t have it! Good Meat Day

☆Good Meat Day③☆ Koi: Kya Kakeru: I just touched a boring meat... (it was nomal) Koi: That review was so! Cool!!

Iku: Ahaha, how is it? Rui: Ikkun is slowly having six packs... (slightly shocked) Kakeru: Whaaat (shocked too) Iku: I can’t do anything about it even if you’re shocked (laughs wryly) Good Meat Day

☆Good Meat Day③☆ Kakeru: You and Kai-san were cheap meat as usual (they were hard) Rui: Both of you, how about putting some effort in softening them? You: That’s the first time I ever heard people asking me to do that Kai: Same here Kakeru: Next is...... the doubtful Haru-san Haru: Why!? I’m cheap meat too, okay!? Good Meat Day

☆Good Meat Day④☆ Kakeru: Ah, indeed, it is unexpectedly... or rather, quite cheap! Har: I’m currently cast in a drama packed with action scenes, so this the result of that (how’s that) Rui: ... Kakeru: ... Haru: ... Rui: ... Kakeru: ... Haru: Like I said, I didn’t hold my breath, I didn’t cheat Kakeru: Haru-san is a meat on sale, there Haru: What kind of review is that Good Meat Day

☆Good Meat Day⑤☆ Kakeru: Aoi-saaan Aoi: Come at meee ...Just kidding (laughs) Rui: Slaaam touch touch Aoi: Ahaha, this tickles Kakeru & Rui: It’s normal~!

Haru: What a difference in attitude Koi: No, I received more prejudice Kai: They sure are lively~♪ Good Meat Day

☆Good Meat Day⑥☆ Hajime: You guys are doing this again? Shun: It’s the long awaited Meat Appraisers~ Kakeru: If you’d excuse us!! Rui: Us

Kakeru: T-This is... porcelain-like softness! Rui: It feels like my fingers are being sucked into the skin Arata: Don’t mind the texture, mind the hardness! Hardness is the issue here! Remember your duty! Meat Appraisers! Somewhat cheap Good Meat Day

☆Good Meat Day⑦☆ Kakeru: And by the way, we have normal meat Rui: Normal Kakeru: But to be honest, Rui’s is somewhat superior meat Rui: I was betrayed!

That ends Good Meat Day’s event, Meat Appraisers’ Abdomen Check Good Meat Day

The Meat Appraisers’ previous antics can be seen here

A breakdown of meat quality and its meaning:

Superior quality / Expensive : soft meat : no abs / muscle

☆Lazying around at night☆ Haru: I get that we’re idols that get a variety of job offers, if the day where I’m told to wear knee high comes, it will be the day where Hajime’s course of 10-hour course will become 24-hour course, okay. And I’ll reject all calls from all acquaintances Arata: No doubt there You: No doubt, yep Hajime: Don’t give me weird names

☆Lazying around at night②☆ You: Speaking of variety, Yoru and I were in this TV show where we should guess the top 10 veggies in supermarket Haru: Go on You: Then Yoru went and correctly guessed not only the veggies, but also the price, and it was a chaos Arata: That’s a housewife for you

☆Lazying around at night③☆ Arata: Going back to variety, I did one where I should eat top quality and sale goods and judge them You: It’s that one where you were all like “no need to show them on camera” right lolol Haru: Then you received the infamous incessant Uduki household call from your mother Arata: It was a nightmare Hajime: So how did it turn out?

☆Lazying around at night④☆ Arata: I present to you, this call log Haru: I knew it (laughs) You: They’re gonna scold you again lolololol Arata: But I couldn’t help it, we’d always have “good meat” in the Uduki household. I didn’t know what else to say (sobs) Hajime: Well... everyone has different preferences. And expensive meat doesn’t always mean they’re delicious Arata: I agree!

You: All right then. Let’s stop lazying around and go to sleep... ow!? I stepped on something! Arata: To think there’s a hairpin lying at such a place. You sure accomplish your unlucky role like a man. Woot woot You: Shush!

Nakai-san: Hrrmp Kakeru: Take my pic and not that fake one, is what Nakai-san said Rui: ...Since this is a rare opportunity, why don’t we use a deco app? Koi: How are you going to deco him? Hey, just how? MerryChri

Kakeru: Okay, Nakai-san... say cheese! Koi: That angle lololol Rui: Let’s deco him Shun: Badump badump♪ MerryChri (Text below: On Christmas... I’m free on schedule, you know?)

Rui: Oh no...

Rui: The camera can’t detect his face

Koi: I knew it!!! Rui: At least, let’s use this “lengthen legs” feature... Kakeru: I- I didn’t know they even have that feature! Nakai-san & Shun: Badump badump♪

Rui:Okay

Koi:That’s, just, increasing, its, vertical, length lolololololol Nakai-san: Hrmph 💢💢 MerryChri

Shun: I was having too much fun with MerryChri that I mistook today’s work location, Takebashi, with one that is completely unrelatable, Takeshiba ↓ Shun: I’m at the entrace now, can you come and get and me Kai: Where are you now? Shun: The lobby Kai: Okay, don’t move from that spot ↓ Kai: ? Where are you? Shun: (sends a picture) Kai: That’s Takeshiba! We’re working at Takebashi!

☆Today is Shun’s Birthday②☆ Shun: I love and treasure everyone, and everything, so I love and treasure all 366 days of 1 year, and all months from January till December. But perhaps, today, November 24th, is a liiiittle more than the others. For example, it’s such a special day that I put a mark on the date on the dorm’s calendar Shimotsuki Shun Birthday Fest 2016

☆Today is Shun’s Birthday③☆ Shun: I am forever grateful from the bottom of my heart for the miracle that connects me and you, even though you’re on the other side of the screen, like this. I am blissful to have met you. ...Well then. Please look forward to the fun time I will have with everyone in the dorm when they wake up later... See you later. Good night albion♪ Shimotsuki Shun Birthday Fest 2016

☆The first snowfall☆ Kai: It’s been 54 years since the last early snowfall in Tokyo... Haru: Our outdoor work got cancelled because of that, and now we have nothing to do Hajime: ... Kai: Hey now, Hajime. Just because the lil’ ones aren’t here, don’t go and snuggle into the kotatsu (laughs) Shun: ... Haru: Shun too, don’t snuggle Kai: Geez Shun: I’m too excited☆ Today is Shun’s Birthday

☆Today is Shun’s Birthday④☆ Iku: Well then everyone, ready~!? All: Happy albion!!! Shun: Thank you♪ I’m glad to have everyone celebrate my birthday. In return, I have given everyone my love ( = snow ) Rui: To be honest, your love is too heavy (it’s cold) You: Ditto (it’s cold) Shimotsuki Shun Birthday Fest 2016

☆Today is Shun’s Birthday⑤☆ Shun: My pure white love falls from the sky! Snuggling into the kotatsu together with Hajime, we were gazing at the cold landscape outside and spent a very blissful time♪ Fufufu and fu~♪ You: Ah, I want to hit you for a little ↑ Was working outdoors under the freezing sky Kai: ... ↑ One of the in-kotatsu group Shimotsuki Shun Birthday Fest 2016

☆Today is Shun’s Birthday⑥☆ Yoru: Shun-san, you have transcended beyond a lot of things, but is there some change in your heart... since it’s your birthday day? Shun: Fufu, I wonder? I don’t know myself either. But... Kai: But? Shun: I feel happy Kai: That’s a simple answer Shimotsuki Shun Birthday Fest 2016

☆Today is Shun’s Birthday⑦☆ Shun: Love is omnipotent, but birthday is the day where everyone shows it properly. Do you know? The word “congratulations” (omedetou) comes from the word medzu (愛づ), and it means to praise, to bless, to love. So a birthday is a wonderful day where you get everyone to praise you for being born Shimotsuki Shun Birthday Fest 2016

☆Today is Shun’s Birthday⑧☆ Shun: Born into this world, getting love from various people, and returning it to everyone. I want to continue treasuring this miracle-like moment, and this place. Such, is my thought, Yoru Yoru: T-That’s grandiose. But... it’s wonderful! Kai: Very Demon-King-like, huh? Shun: Fufufu, aren’t I? Shimotsuki Shun Birthday Fest 2016

☆Let’s play with Twitter in between our breaks①☆ Haru: We’re on commute now. And since I’m enthroned as the lucky one today... let’s play with Twitter a little Aoi: Yes! Shall we begin from the trend? Haru: Well then. Let’s see... Aoi: Ah, “Fantastic Beasts” Haru: There are some at our place (dorm) too Aoi: Indeed

☆Let’s play with Twitter②☆ Aoi: Since animals are involved, I really want to go and watch it! Haru: Rumor has it that we can hear a voice that is extremely similar to Kurotsuki-san’s in the dubbed version... Aoi: That makes me want to watch it even more (laughs) Haru: Next is... Aoi: Ah, this one is perfect for Haru-san! It seems like today is “Good Older Brother Day” T/N: 11/23 can be read as ichi-ichi/nii-san = ii nii-san = good older brother

☆Let’s play with Twitter③☆ Haru: Good older brother, huh~ I wonder if my sisters are doing well? Aoi: Do you not see each other lately? Haru: We chat on LINE everyday, but the last time we met face to face was the middle of last month, I think? Since I was a little busy after that Aoi: Did you and your family eat together? Haru: Yep♪ We also went to karaoke afterwards...

☆Let’s play with Twitter④☆ Haru: They also asked me to sing and dance Gra-Love, then sister no. 1 scolded me really hard when I got to Hajime’s “Ah...” part Aoi: Scolded? (laughs) Haru: “No! Hajime-kun was more... sluggish! But erotic! Put more nuance into it!” and “He didn’t think that far when he sang though!?” was our conversation

☆Let’s play with Twitter⑤☆ Haru: We still have a little time Aoi: Next is, “ranger heroes” ? Ah, it seems like it’s from a shindan Haru: If you were a ranger hero, it said Aoi: Arata might test his enthusiastically (laughs) Haru: It looks fun. Let’s try it! Aoi: I wonder if we’ll get a color that is close to our image color?

If Yayoi Haru-san were a ranger hero, he/she is “either an enemy or a friend, yellow”

Stats (from upward clockwise): Attack, Defense, Stamina, Teamwork, Gaudiness of transformation

☆Let’s play with Twitter⑥☆ Haru & Aoi: What a high Attack stat!

Aoi: Haru-san... so you will betray us...! Haru: No no no, Gravi is my life. I won’t betray you. And don’t turn this into a play and don’t put all your feelings into acting, Aoi-kun! Aoi: I’ll try it too...

If Satsuki Aoi-san were a ranger hero, he/she is “a little masochistic, white”

☆Let’s play with Twitter⑦☆ Haru & Aoi: Masochistic...

Haru: Aah but... I can see that. Aoi-kun, a part of you is indeed like that Aoi: Eeeeeh, please don’t say things that will result in misunderstandings, Haru-san! Just which part of me is!? Haru: For example... ↓ Aoi: So I was masochistic... (depressed) It looks like he was convinced

☆Let’s play with Twitter⑧☆ Haru: ...As such, time up. We’re changing commute now Aoi: Indeed. Well then, let’s have a change of the mind too Haru: Let’s have a change of the masochistic mind Aoi: Please don’t say that on purpose (laughs) Let’s do our best for our next work too~ Haru: Okay~♪ Thank you for your time

If Uduki Arata-san were a ranger hero, he/she is “a little masochistic, white”

Shun: There were some prototype goods at the agency. These are pouches that will go on sale in Spring Kai: Ooh Shun: The design is subtle, so you can use it outdoors too. Kai too, why don’t you give one to your little sister? It seems Nagi-chan likes things like this Kai: So Shun is more knowledgeable about my little sister’s preferences than I am Shun: The Demon King knows everything♪

Shun: To you who are thinking “but white gets dirty easily” ! The surface is coated with vinyl so rest assured Kai: How’s the inside? Shun: The surface won’t get dirty Kai: How’s the inside? Shun: It looks like pencil case and other things of the same design will go on sale too. Please do check out some if you are interested, okay? Kai: How’s the inside?

Shun: Next, we have these black bags Kai: LunaLi tote bags, huh Shun: With handles attached and images printed, the price is, wait for it, exactly 1000 yen! Kai: That’s unexpectedly normal! Shun: To you who are thinking “they keep selling bags and not others” ! Don’t you have a lot of things to carry? So you can put them inside these bags and go home without a hassle... is what my kind heart says! Kai: Who are you!? LunaLi

Arata: Since the topic LunaLi came up, I’m jumping onto the bandwagon to promote it. So my hand drawn event-limited Usa series is still plaaaainly continuing, and this time, it’s LunaLi version Shun: It’s still plaaaainly continuing, indeed Kai: Plaaaainly continuing, yep Arata: This time the main point lies in the color; Gravi’s is black rabbit, and Procella’s is white rabbit, and both wear bandanas LunaLi

☆Fuduki household② Eldest daughter, Nagi☆ Kai: Nagi is cute! Nagi: Hehe! ↓ 10 years later Kai: Nagi is cute! Nagi: ...Onii-chan might say that, but I’m not cute at all. I have a stiff personality and has tans because of club activities... and I’m taller than boys... Kai: Don’t mind what little guys say, okay? Nagi: ...Okay

☆Fuduki household③ Hiroshi☆ Kai: Hiroshi~ My sneakers are getting a little snug, so mom told me to give them to you Hiroshi: ...Okay. Thank you Kai: ? ↓ A few days later Kai: And let me give you this second pair! Hiroshi: Eh, brand new? Kai: I bought them with my one-day part-time wage! I’m sure you want something that’s not a hand-me-down for once, right! Hiroshi: ...Thank you

Shun: The shop that I can go to if I’m with Haru~ Haru: You can leave it to me (laughs) Shun: I want to drink the new one with nuts♫

Shun: Huff~ ......So sweet...... Haru: Are you still unable to remember Starbucks’ incantation-like menu? Shun: I still can’t, but I’ve been thinking that it might be not too bad after all. If I want to drink one, I’ll just have to go with someone in tow☆ Haru: I see

☆Pâtissier Series Quiz☆ Haru: So we just received a message saying that Koi is holding “lemon peel,” and Rui is holding “orange peel” ... Shun: What a difficult question... Haru: Isn’t it! In that case, let’s make it a quiz! Let’s guess what everyone is holding! Shun: Aren’t you becoming too desperate? →

Haru: We’ll announce the correct answers today at around 9pm. If you get everything correct, you’ll get Yayoi’s protection and Shun: Albion’s protection showering upon you...! Haru: Well then, everyone! Let’s start thinking☆

Haru: I think no one will get Kai’s... Shun: No compromising of using simple things such as grapes and apples... such is a Pâtissier... Haru: What Iku is holding though... will it taste good with chocolate? (Haru-san is surprised) Pâtissier series quiz

☆Pâtissier series quiz answers☆ Haru: Okay! Everyone, did you get them right? We’ll now announce the answers Shun: Yaaay (claps) Haru: The correct answers... are as follows!

Kakeru: Yuzu peel Hajime: Strawberry Koi: Lemon peel Haru: Kiwi Arata: Pineapple Aoi: Melon + Dark chocolate

Pâtissier series quiz

Shun: Procella’s part is as follows♪

Rui: Orange peel Kai: Apricot You: Peach Yoru: Chestnut Iku: Pumpkin Shun: Nuts + White chocolate

Haru: Is there anyone who got everything correct? Shun: Thank you for participating

Pâtissier series quiz

☆Extra☆ Kakeru: Did you think I was holding nuts!? Unfortunately!! I was holding shredded yuzu!! Yuzu peels!!

Kakeru: ...wait, who would have thoooooought!!

Haru: Kakeru, thank you for representing everyone’s feelings right now (laughs)