"this blog is really fantastic"- basically no one

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

it's the next thing

fire emblem mod that changes the player phase animation to say “FUCK AROUND” and the enemy phase one to say “FIND OUT”. is this anything

@theoretical-tactician

yo i just noticed this

call my dick the tower of babel the way god wont let me erect it

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings

Sex should have a secondary gameplay loop where you build bases, manage resources, and expand your territory

polycule

we're just normal men

Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???

assessing the situation before he shoots his shot

Happy Pride to Kermit the Frog, questioning king

im bad to argue with because i have jesters blood if you misintepret me i'll just go along with it. when i was a teenager i was trying to explain the concept of the heterosexual default to someone and they were like "so you think everyone should become bisexual?" and i was like. what the hell sure. lets have legally enforced bisexuality. i'll die on a hill for the bit dont fuck with me.

Call me the third little pig the way I’m bricked up and ready to be blown

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

Plot Like A Eunuch Fuck Like A Emperor

Daily affirmations