I'm a lot cooler in theory than in practice.

your body needing iron is funny its not even like special iron its the stuff in the mines

there must be a better place you could be doing that

his only cutting board is nailed to the floor in the turtle room

mario party minigame

June and July are the same months btw. They want you to think they're two different months but it's the same month that's 60 days long. Same way August is actually August and the first half of September

where in god's name does youtube get their UI designers from? world's most profitable website and they continually crap out the most inefficient, poorly spaced page layouts on planet earth

You know how grocery stores and stuff are designed to keep you wandering around so you might buy something you weren't planning on? Same idea

theyre taking your ass to rabbit kindergarten

Me, pointing to the mirror: Do NOT become The Joker about this. This isn’t even a Condiment King situation.

y'know i don't really love how people use "butch" interchangeably with "handy"

*north american approaching lesbian couple* so which one of you is useful and which one of you is the woman