I'm a lot cooler in theory than in practice.

leaving this in the drafts really says it all

we need to start legally protecting these like make this kind of bathroom part of the national park system

black mackerel tabby with low white spotting, black spotted tabby with low white spotting

you forgot the attacking and violence

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

Me with the 15 mL of Robert Muldoon content on this site

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

OP are you telling me we got the death of Gică Petrescu before we got gta6

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

they want you to care more about 'job' than yuri... don't fall for this scam

*vigor, warmth, and light returning to my eyes suddenly* That’s right, I’m an irredeemable pervert…!

by 2050 all the original King of the Hill episodes will be lost media, only survived by their youtube poop versions. another 200 years and these will be considered canonical