Don't Forget to Laugh

saying "smoke, huh, wanna smoke?" to a stoner much like one would say "walk" or "park" or "treat" to a dog

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

if I were an English teacher I would print this out and put it onto the wall next to a "reading is poggers" poster

White boy CONFUSES Mexican restaurant staff by ordering in perfect Mandarin.

reblog to slowblink at your mutuals

The editing of this video is hysterical and genius- they switch between so many editing styles to reflect exactly what kind of thing they're going for in each segment its GREAT.

disabilities are not superpowers, that being said having auditory processing disorder my entire life made me insane at freestyling, cause my mental libary of homophobic phrases (rhymes) is massive and keeps expanding every day

official linguistics post

This is so hard to get past but I promise you it is worth it. I went back to school at 26 and graduated at 29. I now have a great job that I love. Life doesn't end just because you age.

Added to the collection by @candydoppelbox

People need both land and water around them to stay sane. There's something profoundly wrong with the way people turn out when they live on an island with no way in or out other than the sea. People also go insane the opposite way if they live in a landlocked country. When you have both coast and land border, the two cancel each other out.