Must be a devil between us

try the cold bathroom water darling its simply delightful

"that's right, your majesty! You are in dire need of a new freezer... Do not concern yourself with the large cardboard container in which it shall be delivered! Just let your lowly advisor take care of that..."

I always assume the train will be so boring and I bring seven things to do but then I'm entranced by the wonderful window the entire time

That time Triple H accidentally came out as bisexual and immediately regretted it

Rare L for the Bilinguals who cannot use this line

Anti-revenge narrative this, anti-revenge narrative that, I personally think that Inigo Montoya had the right idea when he stabbed Count Rugen in the gut and said "I want my father back, you son of a bitch"

A lot of revenge arcs end with the hero saying "there's nothing you can do to bring my loved one back, so me seeking revenge is pointless." The Princess Bride's revenge arc ends with Inigo Montoya saying "there's nothing you can do to bring my loved one back, so there's nothing that can save you."

in the face of AI and creativity in film that has suffered at the hands of capitalism, I HIGHLY suggest watching the short film “snow bear”. it’s free, and hand drawn by an animator aaron blaise (brother bear, aladdin, beauty and the beast)

"tests inconclusive, we will simply have to play with them a little more (⁠◡⁠ ⁠ω⁠ ⁠◡⁠)"

The gaming will continue until our understanding of rat morale improves