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nevermind post cancelled he's dead again

80s misogyny saved the Star Wars galaxy because Darth Vader wasted all his time and effort trying to convince his starry-eyed gayboy empath son to become an evil space fascist when if anyone had any point asked his daughter “hey do you ever just want to KILL these people” she would’ve been shooing lightning out of her hands to prove a point in like 10 minutes

How did they add pink strange langauge to my words

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

no internet interaction will ever again reach the high of chaos of the “does germany still exist?” officialgermangovernment: “Yes” “thanks” 

we all had a pjackk dead wife flashback today

Hey! Mario was just wondering. Could you'a put a vending machine here? In the middle of this crowded intersection?

people aren't even getting a little bit genghis khan anymore. you guys used to love getting a little bit genghis khan

I just want everyone to know my wife has been laughing at this post for like three full minutes, she’s literally in tears and in three years together I’ve never seen her laugh this hard????

my wife now

"It's good to have an idea where this NPC's story is going. Which is apparently France."

I am in the car rn on the way to the airport so i can go to france and this is the first thing on my dash when i open tumblr

Ye, you are an NPC in my campaign of Mutuals and Misfits, sorry you had to find out this way.

this post has put an interesting amount of hoennian ecoterrorist rpf in my inbox