Wide of the mark

So I just learned ejaculation comes out at 27mph. That makes it illegal in a School zone.

there are other reasons ejaculation isn’t generally accepted in school zones, but sure

if you were praised for being smart as a child and now feel crippling sensations of inadequacy when you don’t instantly know how to do something perfectly clap your hands

*clap clap*

*hesitates to clap because I might screw it up*

Or it’s a jewellery box…

what kind of jewelry box has usb ports. the truth is out there

It’s a fucking mirror

What kind of mirror has USB ports????????

what the fuck happened here

ilLuMinaTTi cOnfIRmEd

the shapeshifting reptilians strike again. thanks a lot obama.

I got some of this stuff at a kids in engineering conference when I was younger, it was awesome. If you have the money to buy it you totally should.

Clear your mind here

this is the best post