I can't be selfish with you

i hate public bathrooms for all the obvious reasons but also because one time somebody in the next stall silently reached under and untied my shoe

I think relationships in general are over romanticized like at the end of the day I’m pretty sure a good relationship is just two people who know how to hang out and talk to each other not whether or not they can right all your wrongs or paint a picture of a thousand suns with the breath from your lungs or some shit

When someone is copying ur hw and complains about ur handwriting like bitch ur fuckin pushin it

IF 👏 A 👏 LARGE 👏 DOG 👏 THINKS 👏 IT’S 👏 A 👏 LAP 👏 DOG 👏 IT’S 👏 A 👏 LAP 👏 DOG 👏

I hope Percy Jackson is supporting his half-siblings Katie Ledecky and Michael Phelps

am i even good at kissing this is a serious concern of mine

Oh my god

what if there were professional text post critics