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"drug seeking" as a patient label one of the most dogshit stupid concepts of all time. fuuuck everybody look out this guy came in here expecting medical treatment. better watch out in case he goes to a restaurant and starts food seeking

#she was watching the penguins with what I will anthropomorphically project as skepticism

Green heron (Butorides virescens)

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

i think from how i blog its quite obvious that nothing bad has ever happened to me

cd has a hole. record has a hole. casette has 2 holes. streaming? zero holes. i think i’ve made my point

Im in your senior home tormenting your sweet catholic grandma with fabricated photographs of the devil

you only like me for who I am

the ideal chai latte is one of the most amazing things on this earth. it’s a shame that most cafes think they have to serve either a cup of grit or milk that they whispered the names of spices to

car is a sentient beast that eats dollars and can tell when you have money in your bank account

Horses are also expensive horses that love to die aren't they