The People's Bard

Hi! An artist friend and I recently finished a musical Choose Your Own Adventure, and we’re looking for heroes to help King Greg. Just go to that link, listen to track 1, and the adventure begins! After most tracks, you will be asked to make a decision, which will determine which song you listen to next. The way can be dangerous, so you'll have to rely on your companions: Peg-leg, a pony with a limp and incredible courage, and Exsaladbar, a pacifist sword with a sharp wit. Be careful, friends. Some decisions are better than others...

Me: Until I write a song.

You aren't impressed by apes banging on their chest. Well, I want to use these hands of mine to build us a nest. Most men are roosters, cockadoodledooing at tail, but I want to drop anchor, not set sail. CHORUS

Sure, at [email protected], or if you’re a redditor at my sub /r/TheStage.

Now I want a lizard.

Don't ask me if you look fat. Don't ask me if your sister's all that. Don't ask me if I want someone new. I don't want a hot woman; I want you.

This is how I start and finish every day of my life.

Finally found a #beer my size. It's called #King Beer on the menu. #Asakusa #Japan #drinking #alcohol #selfie

I'm living in #Japan. There's a pond under all those lily pads. #Ueno #Beautiful