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wheres seasons greasons

its that time of year again

It doesn’t have to be

its not optional

me, a simple English pikeman watching a war elephant rampaging through Kent: wots all this then

just got the new ford egg

This car got stung by a bee and all you freaks can do is laugh?

The above caption egregiously omits that the fish and lobsters are singing Bohemian Rhapsody.

The party is on the ropes near death under the might of the final boss when the chaotic-neutral bard you met a week ago rams through the wall with this, granting everyone Greater Inspiration and curing all Psychic ailments

when i start saying weird shit to you thats the equivalent of a cat exposing its tummy

ok but legitimately i think the reason why kids aren’t taking internet safety seriously is because the people who are telling us not to put our personal information out seem so out of touch. no one acknowledges the possibility of meeting very real teenaged friends online, they always say that everyone you meet is a 40 year old white man in disguise. because they aren’t acknowledging things we know are true, it becomes a lot easier to dismiss the rest of what they’re saying as well. internet safety lessons absolutely must keep up with the times and acknowledge the internet’s capacity for good if you want kids to take to heart warnings about its capacity for bad.

To my followers: if any of you guys are underaged, please be very VERY careful on here, and don’t fall for any of the tricks the groomer would use on you, just block them and report them.

I've had a grooming experience with red flags the size of the Empire State Building, lasted for 4 years. I literally managed to get out of that situation, solely thanks to my friends from discord. Internet is a place full of good but also bad people. Be careful out there💛

K we’re a family of 5 tho this is legitimately useful for us god damn

Concepts like sex magic and fertility deities in fantasy are actually really interesting to me as a person with a lot of interest in anthropology and mythology like Yes I am curious about the weird sex that elves have but its pretty much exclusively explored by authors who are Weird Horny Dudes and forget about putting that stuff into a d&d campaign

Oh, famed fantasy author Ed Greenwood! So good to see you, we're having our panel down here in my wine cellar,

once my brother was in a disney store and he saw a child pick up a  mickey mouse toy and  his thing is he does voices  so he said “oh my god put me down”  in a mickey mouse voice and the kid  threw it across the store and  then he had to run away from the store like   “What have i done”

there’s a sesame street themed section of  seaworld and he would go behind the mascots there  and do the character’s voices and then watch the mascots panic because they’re not supposed to speak in costume 

this man is now a father