the butterflies are free…

Will the owner of the green amoeba please come to the parking lot? Your amoeba is being towed 🦠

Fuuuuck

bro it sounds like maybe you need a reminder of the glorious interconnectedness of all things?

everything bad about buffy the vampire slayer can be explained by the fact that, at the end of the day, it's a joss whedon show. everything good about it can be explained by the fact that it's buffy the vampire slayer

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

yoghbe'wI' SoHbe' chay 'e' DaSov? chaq pagh mIt DaqIHpu'be'.

ooh so you like my blog? name five of my fetishes

I hope fifty good things happen to you within the next 30 seconds. I love you so much

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive