the butterflies are free…

god, your worst warrior needs money

snacks will make me powerful. sweets will make me wise

hey sorry i can't come out tonight i have a thing

hey you 🫵 have you washed your water bottle lately? 🫵 it’s getting hot and mold is going to grow 🫵 wash it 🫵

Leonardo dumb as shit I woulda put one big board

CUTE DATE IDEA: go to a medieval torture museum and tell each other which devices you would put each other in

can you lez the fuck in

you may be losing the idgaf war but they wouldn't even let me enlist. on account of my poet's temperament.

The idea of two people having sex and it creating another, smaller person who has a combination of their traits sounds like it was made up for fan fiction but alas I've heard tale that it's really happened

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

Yeah, it's time to get this post out again

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

"there's no wrong way to consume a piece of media" yes there is

Yeah that’s why they made Switch cartridges taste bad.

do NOT google "omega heat"

prayers for the people googling "omega heat" for the first time

You've heard of parallel play, now get ready for perpendicular play.

Hot cross buns?