the butterflies are free…

god, your worst warrior needs money

My case is actually more curious than Benjamin button

EVERYONE STOP TELLING ME HOW OLD YOU WERE IN 2008 I DONT WANNA HEAR THAT SHIT

everyone reblog with how old they were in 2008 :)

I think Megan thee stallion should be allowed to execute people if she wants to

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

Please respect my privacy

my deepest apologies

I forgive you

Anyway me when I suck that pharaoh good and hard through his scaramphigousus

Literally the definition of imperialism and classism. Doesn’t matter how many peasants you sacrifice as long as the most powerful piece is left standing

Proximity of bishops to the rulers promotes theocratic oppression

the horse is so fuckable

no i dont think women starving themselves and reconstructing their entire faces with makeup and plastic surgery is feminism and female empowerment

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

Imagine all the things I could do if I just did them.