the butterflies are free…

god, your worst warrior needs money

actually im doing really well except for the fact that everything makes me sad and the things that dont make me sad make me angry. but other than that im fine

when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they’ve never actually died by the way it’s written

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

Please stay

recession indicator: scam texts are job offers instead of claiming you won money or something

creates a porn sideblog and you look in there and its just pictures of fucked up stairs leading nowhere

my sister and her husband go see new movies a lot and a place near the theater they go to does $5 margaritas on monday so they’ve started doing marg movie mondays where they go see a movie and get a marg but they call the margaritas different things based on what they’re seeing. as far as naming goes “wuthering margs” was a little bit of a miss for me but it was preceded by “margipliers” when we saw iron lung so thats kind of a lot to live up to