the butterflies are free…

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

i get all the star trek girlies. i get it now. im watching the original series for the first time, and the heavens above me literally just opened up. it was crazy. mr. spock beamed down and told me he's the greatest character ever made. did this happen to anyone else. im sorry i ever doubted your vision guys he's the best

i actually cannot get over the fact that when wylan was getting tailored back he asked genya to make him better-looking like how did that conversation go i need to see it

I will always take the cat's side. "she's drooling on me" you're so lucky "he always wants to be petted" then pet him "he's mad I won't let him on my desk" make room on your desk for him. I am your cat's defense lawyer and the cat is always innocent on the grounds of them being A Little Kitty Cat.

Official ominous sign

All I can hope is that I make you feel unsafe and afraid and a little turned on

its kind of wild how you meet people and then like a month passes and they're your friends. literally how did that happen. i feel like ive known you forever but there was a time where you had to ask me my name

grabby hands yuri wesper.... yuri wesper please