the butterflies are free…

This is painfully American

when we say "it is functionally impossible to parody Americans in a way that will actually insult them" this is the sort of thing you're up against. is your sick burn funnier than corporation burger clown sing national anthem baseball game? no?? of course it isn't.

I feel like this is what Robert Pattinson sees in his peripheral vision whenever he's doing an interview.

The Dark Site Finder map lets you get a good sense of where near you might be good for stargazing.

This is ‘Clinamen’, by Céleste Boursier-Mougenot (it’s an installation artwork). I got to see it in person and it’s stayed with me since.

Just One Guy, Just One Spider-Man… -OR Woman?!? We don’t Know; ….forsure.

also sometimes i remember that “just hold me, please” is an actual canon line said by the most emotionally stunted man on the planet. like i forget it’s not from a fanfic or something. he actually said that. that was arthur pendragon’s dying wish. get fucked, bbc merlin writers. and thank you.

Working an office job will truly make you have the wildest enemies, bc why is my nemesis rn a woman I’ve never met and who exclusively haunts me by sending diabolical emails, and also a specific guy who left my company before I even worked here and made the system so fuckass that it ruined procedures for like a year

Do you think Wylan would feel some faint sense of relief if Alys' baby ends up looking more like her than his father