girl help my executives are dysfunctioning

When exactly have you believed them that the living soul that you are can work forever motivated only by fear anger and shame?

Don't you understand that your body literally needs to be happy to keep you alive? That chemicals released when you're excited and happy are necessary for your brain to keep working? Are you unaware that chemicals produced when you're hugged by someone you trust are important to keep your guts working and also for your immune system? Do you think that neurotransmitters are optional pro feature that person needs to pay for?

You need to be alive first in order to work and happiness, satisfaction, contentment are all markers of you successfully surviving.

To work while being unhappy you need to make it a matter of survival: "I might die if I won't make this spreadsheet", "I'll starve if I won't do these chores".

How long you think you can keep yourself in survival mode until parts of your body start dying?

Are you aware that burnout is literally your body throwing a mutiny to keep you alive? It's literally your body saying "you said it's what we have to do to survive and it was a lie, we're taking away the steering wheell and the buttons and levers, you're demoted from captain to observer-advisor and from now on the survival boost mode is unavailable unless the threat to our survival is imminent and direct?"

Are you aware that you're descendant of an incredibly long line of people who survived? It means their bodies were shaped to make them survive for all costs, including straight up lying to their brains to ensure the survival.

If you're tired and hungry, productivity will be turned down, and if you'll try to circumvent it, your awareness of your productivity will be turned down too.

If you're unhappy for a long time, you'll find yourself looking for anything that looks like satisfaction or fullfiment, regardless of what you were planning to do.

Yes it is about "never sit down" adhd tip. I don't think I'm ever going to stop grieving about this. This line of thinking is what made me disabled and this line of thinking is what disabled and killed countless people.

Somebody recently asked me, upon seeing my low screentime, how I managed to (mostly) avoid doomscrolling. And really, the answer was quite simple; hobbies.

I, personally, like to identify as a ‘Jack of all trades’. There are simply so many things that I love doing, experiencing, and want to know, that it’s impossible for me to focus on one single thing.

Therefore, I have an almost never-ending list of hobbies, tucked safely into my notes app and scribbled in several half-used journals.

I strongly recommend anyone struggling with phone-use to make a list like this aswel; just write down one or two things you enjoy doing, and add something new to the list whenever you find something new to do. And then, hopefully, next time you grab your phone and find yourself opening tiktok, Instagram, or whatever you use to scroll, you’ll get yourself to open the notes app and pick another thing to do instead. (A second tip is to add hobbies/activities of all difficulty levels, for when you’re exhausted or when you need a challenge. Different energy levels ask for different activities.)

As an example, here’s my list;

HOBBIES

writing (fiction, writing prompts (fiction/journal), essays, journaling, letters, philosophising, reviews (movies/books/food), etc.)

research (random interests, Q&A, fiction-related (Harry Potter, Maze Runner, etc.), etc.)

art (sketching, drawing, photography, art walks (possibly + research at home afterward), etc.)

Spanish (music, puzzles, etc.)

exploration (discovering new places)

candle making

reading

alone time (no screen, nothing specific: just sit in your room or living room, perhaps browsing through bookshelves or collections. Boredom is the savior of the mind. Being alone with a simple pen and paper is also an option.)

books

studying (especially at the library)

gym

workouts

yoga/pilates

cycling

walking

sudoku puzzles

coloring

Junk journaling

Bullet journaling

Creating cookbooks/plant research/herb research/etc. pages in my journal (with text and drawings)

Being offline (no-screen challenges, for example)

Being outside

Hogwarts Legacy

Minecraft

Baking

Cooking

Calling friends

Lyrics (writing them or analysing existing ones)

Translating

(Mini) diamond paintings

3D puzzles

Working on my personal archive

DIYs

Puzzles

Listening to music

Raw dogging boredom

Trying to learn something new (instrument, sport, tricks, etc.)

Playing chess

Photo album

Organizing/tidying up

Spending time with pets

Taking a nap

Making lunch

Following tutorials

Meeting up with friends

Taking the train somewhere

Going to a café

Going to town

Working/Earning extra money/Selling things

The out of sight, out of mind shit is real. After deleting the app I used most on my phone I barely touched it (I still use said app just on a different device that I can’t realistically bring places)

Having a device that stays at home bc it’s expensive, delicate, or just hard to travel with where you have all your fun stuff has allowed me to maintain an online social life without dealing with the downsides of always being on a device in public

No longer bringing my phone to bed and instead bringing a clunkier device that’s harder to use lying down helped me work my way to not having one by my side every night

Doing something with my hands while watching something on TV or just by itself is helpful, for me that’s embroidery or traditional art (aka doodling in sketchbook)

It’s normal to be on social media and to see it as a vital way to maintain bonds with people who no longer or never have lived in the same region as you. If you wanna cut social media entirely that’s cool but don’t see it as a moral failing that you rely on it to keep in touch with people you don’t regularly see in person

I know it’s corny but watching an extremely basic barebones adhd friendly bullet journaling tutorial and then applying it to a pocket sized notebook I already owned was genuinely an improvement to waiting 20 years for google keep to load so I could type up a to-do or a reminder before I forget it

You will not forget what’s happening in the world by not being on a social media platform for upwards of 7 hours a day, and you can still spread important information even if you use it less than you previously did

Because it comes up a lot for all of us trying to manage schedules that slam more than 24 hours of work into a day, I thought I would make one giant productivity post for everyone to help us all out (including myself). 

10 steps to GET MORE SHIT DONE in a day 

JUST START—I think most of us find that sometimes the hardest part to starting a task is overcoming the “ugh—fuck this shit, I don’t want to do this” feeling. So, trick yourself into it. Instead of saying you’re going to work for 8 hours, tell yourself you’ll do an hour… and watch that hour turn into 2 or 3 or 4 magically. 

Action fights anxiety—If you’re terrified of a project hanging over your head, just start it!! Instead of waiting till tomorrow or next week when things might be right, just start right now! Do something to help yourself feel better about it. You’ll feel better getting through the rest of your day if you don’t have the fear. If you wake up at 2 am panicked you haven’t replied to an email, get up and do it now so you can go back to sleep in peace!

Make a list—Never underestimate the power of writing it down and crossing it off. 

Take care of yourself—It’s hard to work when you’re tired or hungry or haven’t worked out, etc. So, prioritize—make yourself #1! You’re fucking worth it. So work out, eat breakfast, sleep 6 or 8 or 9 hours (whatever you need). Do whatever it takes to make yourself feel ready to take on the day. 

Stay organized—I have a slightly OCD-type personality. If the desk is a mess, it’s hard for me to do my work. So put things back where they belong, take the time to keep things tidy so you can do your best work.   

Don’t multitask—We all think we’re good at this—but the truth is we’re shit. We’re complete and utter shit at multitasking. Do one thing very well instead of four things poorly. 

Shut off—Turning away from the work for just a minute can really decrease your productivity. Unless you are actively waiting on a text to hear the test results from your mother’s biopsy or an emergency call from your best friend that your house is burning down almost anything else can wait another hour until you finish your task. Even an email from your boss can probably wait another 10 minutes for you to finish what you’re working on. 

Be competitive—Be a better you than you were yesterday. Do more. Show yesterday-you that they’re a lazy bitch and you can do better!

Refocus—here’s a list of how to do it in 3 minutes or less. 

Give a fuck!!—If you actually care about what you’re doing, you’ll be more motivated to do it!

10 very specific ways to get more shit done

Work when you work best—This rule that people work better in the morning is bullshit. Some people work best from 5 am to 7 am, but some of us do our best work from 1 pm to 3 pm or 10 pm to midnight. Work when you do your best work and get things done—whenever that is!!

Localize—Put it all in one place. Stop moving between eight study resources or you’ll fail to focus on one thing well—instead condense all your study materials into one place and then focus on that ONE thing. 

Multi-task on the stuff that doesn’t matter—It takes no brain power to clean a counter, so when you have to clean your apartment you can also return the phone calls you’ve put off. When you have to stand in line for coffee you can also answer emails, while your lunch is heating in the microwave you can put away the dishes in the dish washer. Get more done in the spaces between. 

Be contrary—Who says you have to buy groceries on the busiest shopping day? Go at a weird time when other people won’t be there and you can get in and out faster. Don’t waste your time waiting in line just because that’s when everyone else does something. Do things when you can do it fastest!! Hit the post office at 3 pm when everyone else is at work, go to the gym late in the evening after the post-work rush is over. Do it when you can get it done fast!

Buy the right shit—Go ahead and buy the best tool for the task. If you don’t set yourself up right, you’ll just spend more time fighting for things to work than actually working!! 

In arm’s reach or screw it—When you sit down to work, get all the things you need ready to go so you don’t have to keep getting up for more paper or some water. If it’s not within arm’s reach, move it or screw it!

Bribe yourself—Never underestimate the power of a piece of chocolate, or a night out at the end of the week, or an online shopping spree for that shirt you’ve wanted. 

Turn it up (or turn it down)—If you hate the quiet play music, but if the sound is too distracting shut it the fuck off. Work in a space that works for you. 

Deep end—welcome to it--Do the hard stuff first. You’ll lose energy as the day goes on, so leave the easy things for when you’re tired and don’t need as much will power. 

One touch—You’ve probably heard this one before, but here’s my irreverent version of it. Pick it up—don’t put it the fuck down until you’re done. If you get an email from your professor saying you all have to complete a required form, do the fucking form now and email it back immediately. Why spend more time later having to look at that damn email again? If you realize you’re out of paper towels, check your level of tin foil and tissues while you’re at it so you can go to the store one time. Do it once, do it right, don’t fuck around. 

i cook up a frozen black bean/veggie burger in the air fryer and crumble it into the pasta, adding shredded cheddar cheese as well. it's nice because the burger takes the same amount of time as the pasta to cook. it adds protein, fats, and a little bit of extra veggies to your meal, as well as making it more filling (and tasty!)

consistent practice opens up whole worlds of skill that you couldn't imagine

making mistakes in the process of learning is not only natural, it is also essential

activities that you enjoy can give you more energy back than you spent on them

obviously, ADHD is not the same for everyone who has it. if you dont have ADHD, or aren't sure, but experience issues with executive function, memory, impulsivity, and emotional regulation, these tips can still be helpful!!!

practice radical self forgiveness

keep a notebook/journal

give your items a home

keep baskets, boxes, and bins, especially clear/mesh or anything that lets you see whats in it.

buy fruits/veggies/anything that spoils super quick the day youre going to use it

keep a list of easy meals

keep a trash receptacle in Every room

when you notice something dirty piling up, clean for just 5 minutes

do NOT worry about completing necessary chores. just do a little

if you need it frequently, keep it in sight, but off the floor if you can.

check under your bed, couch, or other corners where stuff can pile up when you get that random energy spike.

take a multivitamin, and cut down on soda (or other highly sugary food/beverages) if youre able. seriously!

specifically for the medicated!

take your meds, go to bed, and wake up at around the same time every day.

being vitamin deficient can make your medicine less effective. magnesium, B vitamins, omega 3s, and vitamin D might help. if you dont eat a lot of fruits, veggies, and fish, you are likely deficient in these at least.

stay. hydrated. For the love of god

try things you had trouble doing before medication

dont expect medicine to fix you

dont blame medicine for all of your improvement

no 2 people are the same, and what works for me might not work for you. i am likely on the spectrum, and i wasnt medicated at all for my ADHD until i was 17, and i wasnt on the right medicine until i was 21. i would recommend keeping that in mind while considering my tips!!

i will elaborate on these tips under the cut!