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I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.
girl you erected a mysterious black monolith that contained all the knowledge your culture had ever collected were you hoping he'd develop rudimentary tool use
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Referring to someone as your âpartnerâ sounds as if you are deliberately obscuring their gender and may subtly out you. âMy exâ, however, is entirely unobtrusively gender-neutral. #breakupallrelationships
Hey. Why isnât the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isnât that fucked up? Does anyone else think thatâs absurd?
It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! Thatâs a big deal! Iâve never thought about it before but now that I have, itâs ridiculous to me that thatâs not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why donât we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!
Itâs July 20th. Thatâs the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. Iâm ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and Iâm going to have a goddamn potluck. Youâre all invited.
Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this
Hell yeah moon holiday
Ooh coming up we should celebrate
PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)
MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY
moon day is 20th July!!!
Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!
Happy moon day to all who celebrate
This is your reminder to prep for Moon Day on July 20th.
MOON DAY MONDAY THIS MONTH NOT A DRILL!!!!!
idioms are always funnier in languages you do not understand, especially when a native speaker is struggling to explain and actively digesting how ridiculous it is in real time
me when my partner tries to explain what suskikusen (I donât know the spelling thatâs the phonetics of it) is in Finnish and why the blazing heck they names our cat it.
for references, they named our cat âski into a pine treeâ or âski straight into a tall treeâ depending on who you ask. Itâs a âget lostâ in Finnish. very useful saying
âŚwhen weâre not naming a cat
That is such a Finnish way to say fuck off and a hilarious name for a cat. Paints a vivid picture of the catâs personality.
star wars is about coruscant
every part of star wars, from the poverty of the outer rim to the separatist movement to the formation of the empire in reaction to the breakdown of republic control over the galaxy, is a consequence of the existence of a planetary megarome so specialized it cannot function without thousands of client states. once the empire falls the new republic can either (a) speedrun the late-republic-to-empire transition again just to hold itself together or (b) splinter into its constituent parts along the same fracture lines that caused the clone wars, in which case the fallout of coruscant losing the position of power that guarantees the massive imports necessary to sustain a population of trillions on a planet with no natural biosphere should be apocalyptic. either your post-rotj story is about that or it is about the inevitable new fascist movement arising from the galactic core acting in the interests of its own survival before that power slips away. the sequels are nonsensical because they do not understand this. what the fuck is hosnian prime
coruscant stands on the shoulders of billions of enslaved chromium miners
coruscanti tumblr user: our education system is so bad i didn't know mining slaves were sentient until i was 20 years old đđĽş
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Unconventional warlock patrons
Pepsi man
The YouTube algorithm
A radioactive coyote
Princess peach
The goblin king as played by David Bowie
Jeff bezos
Janet from Human Resources
Yami Yugi the pharaoh from yu-gi-oh
The sun maid raisin girl
The Marvel universe Loki
The giant mass of trash and pollution they removed from the seine river before the Paris Olympics
Elmo
The Malheur National Forest Armillaria ostoyae fungal colony
Your grandmother's collection of handwritten recipes and lifehacks
Papa Smurf
Ellen Ripley
Ignaz Semmelweis
Richard Stockton Rush III
Mommy Fortuna from The Last Unicorn
The Biting Pear of Salamanca (aka The LOLWUT Pear)
The Brave Little Tailor
Mars rover Opportunity
The Burger King
The one guy who it turns out has won every single Elvis Presley imitation contest ever
Wacky waving inflatable tube man
Jeeves, from Ask Jeeves
Condoleezza Rice
Chairry from Pee Wee's Playhouse
A sickly victorian child
Dr. House, M.D., but from the bizarro universe, so he has a black, twirly mustache
David Lynch
A 20-something man wearing a top hat and wrapped in a piece of scrap carpet, clearly otherwise completely naked, but trying SO hard to give the impression that he's not and that this is, like, totally normal, man.
The gentle but firm Hand which silently escorts diners out of any 'All You Can Eat' buffet at which they've overstayed their welcome.
The Tumblr Blog @theshitpostcalligrapher (not Mia, who runs it. The pact is with the blog, itself.)
The Black Mold your landlord refuses to do anything about
Thomas Jefferson (Hatsuni Miki Binder Edition)
The Raccoon that digs through your trash
Sentient Deck of Cards Against Humanity
The Fire that Billy Joel et al did NOT start
All the pigeons of New Your City
Big Vaxxed Papi (untouchable)
Any AO3 tag's search results
Schnitzel from Chowder
Unlimited Appetizers
False Advertisment
Statler and Waldorf
The High Geologist
The Only-One Bed
Blue (Blue's Clues)
Doki Doki Monika
Kevin McCallister
Emote-Only Chat
Fridge with Legs
Gandalf's left tit
Cunt (Fashion)
Harry Du Bois
Pizza The Hut
Gävlebocken
ââââââââ
Anon Asks
Wikipedia
Vriska
i took these back in 2013 and to this day they're some of my favorite photos i've ever taken ;w;
Finally, this week, we have Magical World of Monsters (1992), a collaboration between artist Erni Cabat and writer Daniel Cohen.
I hadnât heard of Cabat before I went on my spree of buying up all the Daniel Cohen books I could lay my hands on. Seems he spent most of his career in advertising and only began illustrating toward the end of his life (he was also a ceramics artist, collaborating with his wife, Rose, who had a pretty significant career of her own). In addition to Monsters, he produces Magical World books for prehistoric animals, carousel animals and dinosaurs, all in the same basic format. His style is rather hard to describe. I suppose I would start with âgarish.â Theyâre a swirling combination of texture, pattern and unusual color choices that are difficult to visually parse. There is so much detail in the Medusa head, for instance, and the tonal range so compressed, that my eye canât stop in any one place for long, to the point that it seems like her hair of snakes is perhaps really squirming. The sense of motion in all of these pieces almost verges on vertigo. Theyâre pretty amazing!
The selection of monsters seems mostly governed by what Erni wanted to paint. Cohen is there to provide the slightest bit of context. It all hangs together fine, Cohen knows who the star is here.
I have to say, the only thing Cabatâs art reminds me of is the amazing box art from the D&D Computer Labyrinth Game. To my knowledge, the artist is still unknown. I wonder if it could have been Cabat?
Who wants to hear a DIY tiling pro tip that the experts won't tell you
Yes!
Do not drop your phone into the bucket of tile adhesive. This step is actually completely unnecessary and massively complicates the tiling process.
I say that I hate what the internet has done to the word triggered and people think it's because the word has been divorced from its original purpose to describe trauma and PTSD when what I really mean is that I hate that the internet has erased the fact the word triggered was and continues to used not just in mental health spaces but also in general medical spaces to refer to any symptom of ANYTHING that can be set off by outside factors.
Now you've got people with conditions like OCD, autism, ADHD, allergies, chronic pain, seizures, etc who are told by one group of people that triggers are a joke and an insult and then told by the "correct" and "good" people that triggers are exclusive to trauma and no one should use them if they aren't referring to actual PTSD flashbacks or massive panic attacks and now other ill and disabled people are missing a vital term to describe their experiences because they think they're not allowed to use it.
Like c'mon, in allergy spaces foods with allergens are literally referred to as trigger foods and you've still got "mental health activists" online insisting that you can only say you've been triggered by something if you have PTSD. That isn't advocacy for traumatized people, it's ableism that is stealing important language from EVERYONE.
ALSO triggers are not necessarily major or severe. You can be triggered and have it not ruin your entire day or week. In a lot of cases, you can learn coping methods to be able to experience a trigger and move on; obviously that's different with things like seizures or allergies, but many other triggers can be handled and only have minor impacts on someone.
I can work through most of my migraine and pain triggers, though I probably shouldn't. I have learned to breathe through my anxiety and OCD triggers. My delusions were triggered BAD last night and I am surviving, even if I kinda wish I wasn't.
Triggers can be major and severe, but many of them are just. Frustrating or a brief thing you take a moment to work through or even a mild inconvenience. Ideally, for mental health triggers, you WANT to turn them into a mild inconvenience and figure out management and coping methods to make that happen.
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itâs such a basic part of the reality of disabled people as a whole but itâs STILL so hard to get ppl to understand that some people will simply die without 24/7 care. their care is not for comfort, itâs not for fun, itâs literally a matter of life and death. âif their care was taken away iâm sure theyâd learn to suck it up like the rest of us!â â something ive heard time and time again. no they wouldnât, they would die. they HAVE died. they continue to die as cuts are made to welfare and health. why is this so impossible for people to grasp.
Also, and this might be a Hot Take, but disabled people shouldn't have to just "suck it up." Abled people don't have to "suck it up" because they aren't even struggling like we are!
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True you have disappeared mid conversation at least 3 times
Everyone: "We built bunker busting bombs costing hundreds of thousands, if not millions. We launch them from state of the art bombers. Nowhere is safe."
Ukraine: (Strapping C4 to a fencepost with a lawn dart on one end) Oh yeah, those are great.
Russians: ⌠Fucking whatâ˝
Ukraine: A little to the leftâŚ
A 75 yo man proudly came into the cafe wearing an Ultra Maga hat. I excused my barista from the register to handle the transaction.
"The hat is customizable," he said, struggling with the velcro patch on the front. "If I need it, I have an ICE one too. I pick based off the business i walk into."
"Customizable is an important hat descriptor," I said. "what can I get you?"
"You wouldn't believe how offended people get these days," he said. "And I'm supposed to do something about it if you're offended? You chose to be offended!"
"We all have hundreds of thousands of decisions everyday," I said. I thickened my accent. "That's what my stepdad always said. But I can make one easier - we have a delicious Ethiopian roast available."
"Like if I told you you have a bull ring," he said, "because bulls have rings in their noses. Is that offensive?"
I laughed. "I've heard that before."
"It's a joke, but people get offended. Maybe you're offended."
I looked at him. I smiled. "You aren't trying to offend me though, right?"
Of course he was. I was being friendly and the friendlier I was, the faster he switched topics. He was saying anything inflammatory he could think of to see if I'd take the bait. After about 20 minutes of my redirecting and deescalating, he settled into a more normal interaction. He took up too much of my time showing me a product I'd feigned mild interest in to get him to stop talking about getting accused of inappropriate behavior at work. When we finally disengaged, he spent 10 minutes trying to catch my eye again. When he failed, he left.
There's this new breed of customer who insists on trying to incite political conversation through their clothing and, when that doesnt work, their snide little comments. If I owned my own business, maybe I would have given the guy the fight he wanted. But I work for a corporation and I love paying my bills so I deescalated.
Anyone wearing that type of shit and preying on workers for their own spank bank material is a brainless fucking sheep.
something i want to mention because iâve seen it growing as a trend online is that not only do people do this just for their own gratification, but watch for glasses. smart glasses are a growing segment of the consumer market, and creeps like this are harassing people in public in order to gather content without the victims being aware theyâre being filmed
good job on how you handled it, op!
Indeed, spotting Meta glasses in the wild just got harder in 2026.
They are no longer exclusively Ray-Bans.
The state has canceled my car insurance and is now suddenly charging me a fee every day that my car is uninsured.
Do you think they just can't live without knowing I'm talking about them? Is that what's going on? Like this is some trump level shit right here. This is fucking pathetic.
But it's an emergency now and I can't fucking deal with it by myself đ
So I once again have to beg yall for money even though I legitimately don't fucking want to
Yall please help me
Become a supporter of Queen Mihai today!
Like what is with these people? "Oh Queen Mihai isn't talking about us enough, let's attack her money again! Let's make her poor so she has to struggle to survive! Let's set up 50 meetings so she can't write her books and then claim she's not serious about writing her books!"
I keep telling yall these fucking people are ACTIVELY working against me
They're gonna keep doing this shit too... there's the car insurance, the fucking dentist is another one that's coming, that big ass electric bill that I was never able to pay
I know what's happening. I need a FAT check to get rid of this shit and the only *easy* ways to do it would be to find a donor who can donate like $10,000 so I can get rid of ALL this shit (and then I'm in that rich person's pocket forever, right?) Or to get an engineering job that pays more than my last engineering job; which if I did, would ruin my ability to continue writing my series AND fight for human rights.
And I can't say that anyone is even remotely doing anything on purpose because people don't call me by name almost anywhere
I guess that's what needs to start happening next
On top of donations, I think I need like thousands of people to start saying my name in YouTube videos and streams and in their art and I can't afford to keep being quiet about it because the people attacking me have way more power than me and I need to get a lot more Fucking power if I'm gonna fight back because, as I said, my ability to pay my bills is the only thing keeping me from financially spiraling down a drain because this system in Norway is DESIGNED to force you down the drain if you don't keep up. And keeping up is FUCKING expensive
But not keeping up is MORE expensive and will result in me never seeing my kids
I wanna keep being a part of their lives so I gotta keep growing, and I have to grow at a rate that's not just fun or cute because there keep being these FUCKING emergencies
On top of donations, I guess if I inspire you in some way, and you happen to make YouTube videos or TikTok videos or whatever, or if you make art of some sort or whatever, can you tell people how I've inspired you? Like actually use the name "Queen Mihai"? And tag me so I see it? It'll help more than you know, even if you think only like 4 people will ever see it. I promise
Thank you all so much, yall have been miracle workers and you still are. Yall surprise me all the time and I will always appreciate and love yall
P.s. - for anyone who intends to say my name in a video it's Queen Mihai, pronounced (kween Mee-high)
Thank you all again
We are GOING to win
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This Dan Piraro comic always makes me cry.
there is a screen reader / magnification program that is the only one the low vision clinic knows of with these features and it is $650 Canadian Dollars behind specific approved vendors that require you to be geographically close to them and get government approval of a degree that I am only just now reaching after being visually impaired for going on seven years. I feel normal about this
if you can code a program that does any or all of the following:
Magnifies a display beyond standard options with keyboard / mouse movement inputs or voice commands,
Can read text on the screen,
Has different color filter options for text / background distinction,
Can change and magnify the cursor beyond standard amounts,
Works on Windows or more than just Windows,
Has a keyboard echo (says the character you've pressed on the keyboard out loud)
... there is a genuine, GENUINE need for you to code this and put it at a more accessible price point than $650 Canadian Dollars which I also just learned is a SUBSCRIPTION FEE AND NOT EVEN PERPETUAL. if you are reading this and able to code I am begging you. would genuinely change lives
So, long story short, I actually recently went down a rabbit hole trying to find exactly this!
So Behold!
A free screen reader program that should check a few of your boxes OP
(Features list copied from the website)
Features
NVDA (Non-Visual Desktop Access) allows blind and vision impaired people to access and interact with the Windows operating system and many third party applications.
Major highlights include:
Support for popular applications including web browsers such as Mozilla Firefox and Google Chrome, email clients, internet chat software, music players, and office programs such as Microsoft Word and Excel
Built-in speech synthesizer supporting over 55 languages, plus support for many other 3rd party voices
Reporting of textual formatting where available such as font name and size, style and spelling errors
Automatic announcement of text under the mouse and optional audible indication of the mouse position
Support for many refreshable braille displays, including input of Braille via braille displays that have a braille keyboard
Ability to run entirely from a USB flash drive or other portable media without the need for installation
Easy to use talking installer
Translated into more than 50 languages
Support for modern Windows Operating Systems including both 32 and 64 bit variants
Ability to run on Windows logon and other secure screens
Compatible with Windows accessibility features such as Magnifier, Sticky Keys and Windows Voice Typing / Dictation.
Announcing controls and text while interacting with gestures on touch screens
Optional Telephone Support and comprehensive Training Material available at very low cost
OCR built-into NVDA to read inaccessible PDF files and graphics
Enthusiastic and helpful user community
In-built Add-on Store, with many available add-ons and an enthusiastic community of add-on developers. Add-ons are written in the well known Python programming language.
Add-ons can provide extra features, including: remote access for help, ability to use RDP, Citrix or VMware, A.I. Image description tools and more.
Secure mode for companies needing to restrict access to certain features
