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A lot of companies that make things have two separate lines: consumer and enterprise. Consumer is for us poors that the company doesn't need to respect. You can buy more expensive, higher tier consumer items but it's just as fragile. You're paying for more bells and whistles. Enterprise grade is stuff that will actually last because it is often sold in a lot as part of a contract and the contract won't be renewed if the items suck. These things are often just not sold to consumers because why would you ever buy consumer-grade garbage if you could buy this?
For something like computers, this looks like how pricey "gAmiNG" laptops look all fancy but fall apart in about the same timeframe as the lower end laptops for students. But if you've ever handled the sort of laptops for banks or businesses, you'd wonder why laptops can't all be like this. People swear by Lenovo Thinkpads for a reason. Dell's Latitude (general productivity) and Precision (has the power of a gaming laptop but far less bs) lines, HP's probooks, all feel really nice and last for-fucking-ever. But you can't buy them in a store even if you wanted one.
So the trick is to buy what big organizations are buying, but you likely gotta get 'em secondhand when the orgs are done with them. For basic clothes, mil surplus might be a good port of call, for technology see an e-waste recycler or sometimes government auction (you just gotta know what to ask for; ThinkPads, Dell Latitude/Precision, HP Probook/Zbook). Otherwise try to thrift old, pre-enshitification items. The blanket I had as a kid is still going strong and has lived to bury multiple sets of newer bedding (which have worn thin and torn). Kitchen items, see if you can shop at a restaurant supplier.
TL;DR: if you need an item, think "which business needs these to function" and see where they 1) buy theirs (suppliers) or 2) sell their old ones (surplus) and buy that. If you can't do that, look at older, pre-enshitification things.
One time I came home from uni very upset and my younger siblings asked what's wrong. I said that mutated flies in our lab escaped because someone broke their jar. I didn't even realise how scary it sounded to them until I saw their faces lmao. I was upset because we were short on said flies (they don't reproduce very well) and my siblings thought that some crazy radioactive fly monsters escaped and we are all fucked now. Love being a mad scientist in their eyes lowkey
Daydreaming a story idea about someone adopted as a young child who comes of age to realize they have been raised, and loved, by the villains. And they're the survivor of a massacre their adoptive parents committed.
Just. A fun thought idea.
We love divided loyalties...
The slow realization that they have been loved not like a child, but as a trophy. But it was love nonetheless. Wasn't it?
Fishing Lesbian's always putting facts out there she's great i think. It'd be great if she was on tumblr in some capacity
I guess we'll never know.

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me as a teenager: man it sucks to have no privacy or autonomy but i guess its for a good reason. when i turn 18 i will realise how young i was and understand why they did all that.
me as an adult: teenagers are an oppressed class, their abuse is normalised and systemic and they need to start killing people
Shen Yuan is actually a great cautionary tale abt underestimating the effect your presence has on the ones you care about. You are fucking important. Your good actions matter, and won’t be completely erased by one bad deed. Your life matters. People care about you. They won’t stop caring about you just bc you think they would be justified to. Communicate. Do not kys right in front of your favourite person out of a misguided attempt to cheer them up with your death you fucking idiot I swear to Airplane.
"We know it looks like a butt plug, just drink the water, it's hot outside"
Seriously though he's right, stay hydrated
Some people in the notes are wondering how they came up with this... interesting design, and I was curious too, so I looked into it.
Tealdeer: According to Thames Water the design was one of several created by unspecified "international experts" and was selected by equally ambiguous "focus groups".
To be honest I think the issue is less with the actual design than the execution. The plastic white base is kind of ironic given the stated goal of reducing plastic waste, but it's noticeable and it looks clean and also evokes an office water cooler, which are good ideas for encouraging people to actually use the fountains. As long as it stay clean, of course.
The blue water droplet in theory is a good idea. It's bright and distinctive and let's people know there's water here in a way that transcends language barriers.
The problem is that they've shaped the droplet like a buttplug. Probably for construction or maintenance reasons. Since no designer is taking credit for it, I would not be surprised to learn that the initial "design" was some AI image that looked great and proved considerably harder to actually build, and so they ended up with the closest approximation. But still, having public water fountains is good.

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I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby
English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son
I explained the “x before gta6” meme to my immigrant father and he, in turn, explained to me how back in his day in Romania, they had the same type of joke, except instead of it being gta6, it was about the imminent death of a singer named Gică Petrescu, who everyone was continuously shocked by because he refused to die. Every time a momentous event happened people would say, in essence: “This happened and Gică Petrescu hasn’t even died yet?!?”
So. He understood the gta6 meme immediately because they apparently had the same thing in Romania when he was young, except way, way more morbid
OP are you telling me we got the death of Gică Petrescu before we got gta6
Demons that pray on people's worst insecurities would starve in Yue Qingyuan's head.
Convo in Yue Qingyuan's head:
Resentful ghost: They see right through you; they see you as nothing more than filth.
Yue Qingyuan: Ah, I see. I am very grateful that they are tolerating me although they see me for what I am, a pile of dirt.
Resentful ghost: ...
*ten seconds later*
Resentful ghost: You are a monster.
Yue Qingyuan, a bit wistfully: I...know I am not allowed this mercy, but I cannot wait for the day I am neutralized like every other beast.
Resentful ghost: ...
Resentful ghost: dude, I think you need help
oh to have a big hot ice demon in this heatwave 🥀🥀🥀
When I was young impressionable witch we used to call this "tulpa"
a post about when someone tags someone else on your post
love and beauty in the tags of this post. we are all humans and loving is all we can hope to do on this earth

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I love very specific cakes
I had to redraw this cake 🍰
A companion:
I shelled out for a phone with a decent camera, told myself I'd post more again because my candids won't suck, keep forgetting. Anyway here is Hiyori she's somehow five now????