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Top posts from 2025! A lot of fresh new friends which made me ruhl happy. Congrats on making it through the year ya'll, see you on the other side š«”
Little girl teaching her cats how to draw a flowerĀ
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theyāre? just? sitting there ???
it makes it 100% better that i canāt understand her, i feel like iām hearing what cats hear
Heh, sheās speaking Portuguese! Hereās what sheās saying:
*baby voice* ā⦠and if you have any questions, just ask me! And now⦠yeah. And now you draw the roots. You draw them all twisted up! Got it? A flower? Now draw it. Did you get it, Luis Roberto? Did you get it, Jurandir? Look. Did you get it? Thatās how you draw a flower.ā
Luis Roberto and Jurandir are people names (Jurandir is especially a name associated with older men) so itās extra funny that the cats are named that, heh.
i get asked regularly for photos of jpeg and it honestly feels like this every time
i have been informed of how foolish it was to post this without an actual photo of her. my apologies. i present: miss jpeg š¤²
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christ sometimes I just wanna. steal a time machine & go back & sit down next to my 9-year-old self and just like. let them pull out their pokemon card binder & gush about their holographic gyarados or whatever. I'd just smile & ask questions about motherfukcing bulbasaur & tell my kid self that I thought they were a neat person, & someday they'd find other people who thought so too.
like i'm a grown adult who honestly finds most kids stuff boring, but. damn if i could go back & hang out with my baby self & listen to them ramble...just so they knew someone was listening. i would in a heartbeat. thinking about u kid
lotta people reblogging the tags so:
#wouldn't roll my eyes or check my phone or get bored or nothing. I'd just listen to that little dork & smile & encourage them & let them explain how their favorite gameboy games worked. i was the kind of kid my adult self would find annoying & uninteresting but like...most of the actual adults in my childhood felt that way too. including my dang parents. and ya know sometimes they showed it. a lot of times without realizing it. and that messes a kid up
if you don't make an effort kids will recognize your disinterest and lack of attention. kids deserve to have caregivers who show interest and engagement, even when it's over stuff that adults find boring. especially then maybe. your kid doesn't have to be fun or interesting or easy or well behaved to deserve positive attention. they deserve positive attention because they are YOUR KID. if love is unconditional then DISPLAYS of LOVE and AFFECTION must also be unconditional--not something that must be earned
telling your kid that you love them is not enough. that is step one out of like a thousand. if you just tell your kid you love them but you don't demonstrate affection and interest and patience and warmth and etcetera--your kid isn't gonna feel loved! "I Love You" will just become a trite phrase that they regard with mistrust! bitch you gotta FOLLOW THROUGH!!!
why the fuck is the fifa world cup all over my newsfeed, it's not even scheduled until 2027???
If you think FIFA is all over your dash, don't look into Brazilian Tumblr, it's been all bout FIFA for a while now, lol
i mean yeah, Brazil's hosting the world cup, they're allowed to get excited
used to live in a college town that was huge on sports. 80% of small talk was sportsball and so i developed an Evil Habit: whenever the conversation inevitably turned to the upcoming Big Game i would act excited and then confused. I would earnestly insist they had the details wrong. "the game next Saturday? don't you mean the Thursday after? playing against the [predator species]? no we're playing against the [other predator species]." And so on. i would draw this argument out for as long as feasibly possible, until eventually someone would pull out their phone to prove to me my wrongness. At which point I would squint exaggerated at the screen, slap my forehead in an eureka moment, and exclaim "oh you meant the MEN'S team!!! are they doing a game? that's nice."
oh good tags:
#i have the rare joy of living in an area where the college team people care most about is women#but that also makes interacting with anyone not from here on the subject feel very odd#like wdym you only watch the menās version of the sport. wdym you treat that as the default?? we root for our girls here
Genz is getting really good at this but I think the world needs more of it: let's be aware of urbanist principles.
like, can we PLEASE bring some activism to the idea of walkable cities, abolishing HOA's, abolishing grass lawns, making cities less road-centric, rewilding certain urban areas, etc. ?? It's a legitimately cool and important thing that will determine the future of many countries.
just like. get super mad about public transit costs for a second. bear with me here.
There are so many theories about Columboās wife not being real (sheās a complete fabrication, sheās secretly his boyfriend, heās actually talking about a very opinionated cat, etc) and I love all of them but tbh he really gives off major āout of touch but super supportive straight man with a trans wifeā vibes.
His wife was one of his guy friends for a while and when she finally came out to him he was like āOh, wouldja look at that! This is VERY convenient. See, Iāve never been into guys myself. Nothing against fellas who like that, just not my cup of tea. So Iāve been trying to figure out for ages why I want to ask you out on a date. Confusin the heck out of me. Again, nothing against it, just never something Iāve been into before. I was having a whole identity crisis over it, Yknow. But I guess that clears all that up! Whaddaya say to dinner?ā

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I live by the motto, āif you canāt buy what you want, make it.ā And this motto came to life recently in the form of a floral mosaic dining table for my back deck.
Our deck table had been showing its age already when the wind caught the umbrella and cracked it. I wanted to replace it with a mosaic table because Iād been enjoying that art form recently. But I couldnāt get one the size I wanted so I got creative.
I spent a few weeks looking for tile and figuring out a very loose design concept. I started by picking a limited set of tile shapes and a color palette.
Once the tiles arrived I had a piece of particle board cut to size for the base and I experimented with different motifs until I settled on a selection of floral shapes that gave me plenty of variety to fill space without locking me into one repeating pattern.
And then I was off! I basically doodled my way around the table, attaching tiles with Weld Bond (I went through 4 full bottles!) and rocking out to the K-Pop Demon Hunters soundtrack.
Once the florals were done it was time for the backgroundā¦
Over 3,800 1cm glass tiles make up the not-design part of the design. It went pretty quickly though because I just had to fill the space, leaving room for grout.
Once I had the tile done, my husband assisted with disassembly and reassembly. We used the legs off the original table for this one (waste not).
One huge bucket of black grout laterā¦
She is finished.
I enjoyed making it and just looking at it makes me so happy - I canāt wait for all the dinners weāll have around this table š¼ā¤ļø
Beauty is a curse ā at least for the turquoise dwarf gecko of central Tanzania. Between December 2004 and July 2009, demand for this gecko f
When the turquoise dwarf gecko became a focus of the illegal pet trade, it's estimated that over 15% of the wild population was removed in just five years.
Scientists worked to get the species designated as critically endangered and then to get it CITES protection to ban international trade. During that same time, captive breeding helped to stem the demand for wild-caught geckos and their price dropped from over $1,000 a gecko to less than $50.
These legal protections worked, and the turquoise dwarf gecko was able to return to pre-collection numbers. Their habitat is still threatened by invasive cedars and resulting wildfires, but efforts by the local community to remove invasive trees have reduced wildfires in the area by 80% in the last ten years.
unpopular opinion: Vimes is kind of drama queen
Sam āheld a burning hot coal until it nearly took the skin off his hand while maintaining perfect calm and eye contact with the asshole in need of intimidation Just Becauseā Vimes? Sam āsitting on the stoop with a mug of cocoa and a cigar, cautiously aware of every inch of the scene heās buildingā Vimes? Sam ācould just tear his sleeve to show the mark of the Summoning Dark but instead tears off his whole goddamn shirtā Vimes? A drama queen? Reaching a bit donāt you think
Yep, certainly doesnāt seem to describe Sam āpretends to eat poison as a power moveā Vimes. Not Sam āburies an axe in the table in the Rats Chamberā Vimes.
I mean are we really talking about Sam āyes a whole room full of candles with wicks dipped in holy water is the best way to beat this vampireā Vimes, here? Sam āhas fought bad guys on top of a speeding train AND a riverboat during a floodā Vimes, really? Definitely Sam ānearly gets shot in the head by a crossbow bolt that shatters his shaving mirror and then uses the bolt to prop up a shard of said mirror to finish shavingā Vimes weāre discussing here?
excuse me?????
vimes did not resign from his post in protest, observe the rest of the watch resign from their posts in protest, recruit them into a militia, sail to the country they were at war with, and attempt to arrest two different armies for disturbing the peace so you could sit here and call him a drama queen, as though drama was some myffic quality bestowed by an accident of birth and not the inherent right of every creatively petty and histrionic citizen of ankh-morporkĀ
vimes is a drama public employee
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How many electrical sockets is normal to have in a bedroom? i've only got 4 and they're both on the same side of the room, on the wall at chest height on either side of the window, which is annoying sometimes.
Depends in what era the electricity was remade last time.
I used to rent rooms with exactly 1 electric outlet.
My parents believe that 1 double outlet per 3 meters of wall is a good rule of thumb, so no matter how furniture is placed at least 4 sockets should be available.
Making a new post because I've got more to say and honestly I need the help. Yall reblog this. Please.
Become a supporter of Queen Mihai today!
Yall know what my existence is like?
I want any Americans here to think about the civil war. Reconstruction. Juneteenth. Hell even just inner cities in the 1990s.
Any period where things actually looked like things might be looking better for black people in America
What was it that inevitably followed those nice periods?
Oh yeah.
VIOLENT WHITE SUPREMACY
If you were to compress that cycle into a single lifetime, you'd have my life
I fight so goddamn hard to make progress and actually get somewhere
Very fucking recently I talked to a company who seemed like they were gonna be able to OVERHAUL how my business DID FUCKING BUSINESS
They were gonna get me higher quality books
They were gonna work faster, for cheaper, and it was all gonna be fucking AUTOMATED so that ALL I HAVE TO DO IS FOCUS ON THE WRITING
And it would be great for my authors too. The people signed under me, under the Queen Mihai brand name. They'd get all the same benefits without needing to do the wheeling and dealing I did.
For once I felt like a REAL business woman.
Until
I got to the fucking decision maker.
And then I might as well have been speaking Klingon.
They didn't know what the fuck I was talking about. They didn't offer ANY services like I was describing. And really if I wasn't already DEEPLY tied to the major brick and mortar bookstores, there's no way they could really do business with me AT ALL.
Let me tell you. I FUCKING ASKED.
I asked every person in every part of the chain just how legit all this was and they were EXCITED to get the ball rolling.
But then when that FINAL fucking person came, suddenly NOBODY was in my court anymore
THAT is what my life looks like
It's like it's a fucking game to these people
"Let's get her hopes up and then piss on her when she finally thinks we might want to help"

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Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real
thats because its plance. there are others as well
That's me I have that gene. However, I can handle arugula mixed with other flavors. I make myself. I love arugula too much to be defeated by my entire face twisting at the bitter.
Bouba woke with a start, her strong, round arms reaching out to grab a weapon.
"You're safe. I healed you."
A comforting voice. Bouba looked. A skinny witch, all angles, smiled at her.
"Kiki?"
"Long time no see. When did you get so hard?"
The big warrior laughed. "When did you get so soft?"