still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

A farmer, by hand and with love and care

wild bees still sexin em up when he’s not looking

old mccuckhold had a farm it seems

I’ve never seen anything more peak Australia in my life, not even the dude from Queensland who had a frog living in his downstairs toilet that he named George the Bog Frog.

Being on Tumblr is like being on a website

these are so much funnier when you remember that he always carried a gun on set

He what

so i just found out how garlic grows and i’m about to scream at someone. what madness 

Gaud tell us the disastrous way it grows

Have you perchance seen the pineapples?

the fact that “puss” was just slang for “face” at the time doesn’t even make it better because Shaggy still pointed right at Frankenstein’s wife standing right there and loudly called her not just ugly, but ugly enough to be humorous to him

shaggy said booooo we hate your pussy

shrug

Bye mom

remember when dashcon happened and these kind of posts completely disappeared

why did you bring it BACK

truth turned to legend, legend to myth, and for thousands of years this disaster of a fucking post was gone and yall shitheads brought it back

I thought this was about Super Tuesday at first and boy was I confused

no it is actually

watch me as i gravitate

two trucks finding their soulmates

The tone deafness is mind numbing

Okay, so is the point of these things to give cops an excuse to shoot unarmed black people for looking at their cell phones in public?  Or is it to make mass shootings easier by slipping these guns past security in schools?  This is cartoon villain levels of awful.  Fuck the NRA.

Guys maybe youre also forgetting the possibility that this gives police a reason to murder ANYONE who could try to RECORD THEM IN THEIR CRIMINAL ACTS. In this day and age its vital to record the police, but with this being a thing they can reasonably say they were “afraid for their lives” that someone was gonna pull THIS on them and then shoot bystanders without question

/SHRIEKING

I’m not sure if that’s a reaction or a continuation of the song