eager and unashamed

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

about to work the first of three saturdays in a row wearing a t-shirt that says "ask me about egyptology" on the back when everyone knows damn well i am not an egyptologist

someone asked me for my favourite pharaoh so i said ptolemy I and when they asked why i couldn't say "because he's a good character in mary renault's fire from heaven series" and instead said haha i just like that era... i'm not very learned on the subject though! and he grinned and IMMEDIATELY said "BUT YOUR T-SHIRT!!"

as it gets warmer let's all remember the two most beautiful accessories a girl can have this summer are hairy legs and a bunch of bruises from bangin around

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears

similar horrors: my british full-body cringe every time travis's character in campaign 1 says "pikey"

I started a new stardew save on a whim and kent is making me think of the poem "bluey in the genocide." like it's not that deep bc kent lives in a fantasy world and fights another fantasy race. but it still positions war as something that happens to other people elsewhere and the only ones affected are returning soldiers and their families. there might be one or two incidental lines about the war affecting supply chains? but overall being at war does not seem to affect the people of stardew valley. it's a neutral background event. and I think it's true to the reality of rural America that you will get a guy who fights in the army and comes back jumpy but it's something to examine in fiction

oh that's what the dwarves were doing