Adulterated_Aesthetic

LET THE COLLABORATIONS CONTINUE- if you write, and would like to contribute to the show, contact me. The show is some dark humor but mostly just very surreal, absurd and satirical.Comedy writers are not the only artists needed though, this series is about more....

Soft exterior surrounds hollow monuments that are made with just right concave, allowing your feet two feel like they’v transcended friction....superconductivity.

    All of this, plus an extra pump ends up with the addition of even more speed. You can feel it when you’re ride becomes slightly turbulent and you realize the roar coming from the wheels beneath you. 

    The bearings- a constant auditory speedometer, sounding faster n faster as you climb further up the ramp,  culminating in a smack of the coping by the back of your trucks.

 The metal-on-metal sounded satisfying but thinking back is for later as the turn you made sent you soaring up another ramp. You might have enough speed, but you do not have room to find more- so you brace yourself. 

  Arthur, the hackneyed scientist could barely piece together the machine so precisely planned out on his blueprint. This difficulty came much to his frustration, as he smashed bottles against the equation covered walls that looked like the obsessive scribbling of a psychotic man....

    Halfway there, his lab was cluttered with wires and small pieces of irreplaceable plastic, surrounding the fMRI machine’s base. The outer components of the machine had been securely removed in order for superconductor- housing pools to sit upright, acting as reservoirs where electricity can be looped indefinitely as long as they stay submerged in liquid nitrogen.

Super Mario Bars!!! terrible service, i asked for his supervisor when he nodded out in my bathroom. Turns out he just called his cousin to pretend to be his superior, until i quickly found the Luigi fellow rifling through my medicine cabinet. Thats when i grabbed my broomstick, and as im swatting at the two of them- yelling get out, a third man appeared. 

This third man was actually no surprise, i saw him hiding near their van the entire day. I just assumed he was slow by the way he looked. He grabbed me by my crotch, smiled and said “you’ve been pranked”. No thats sexual asault, i said. His smile remained, as he awkwardly kept repeating the phrase. 

  The police charged this man- who later turned out to be one “Spahet!” with first degree sexual assault. The two plumbers Luigi and Mario, turned out to be cousins of Spaghet....The two brothers were both arrested as well. Luigi was charged with attempted larceny, and 2 counts of possession controlled substance. Mario was picked up on an unrelated charge as per his warrant. 

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ADULT SWIM, F-word. 12;30 am

Shutter Speed: Trump Jr, (slow)

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That is MY shit and MY donkey- i was told my MY voices from MY head so back off, unless you wanna collab.

If you thought gold grills were gangsta, then you’ll NEVER believe this!! No really, like you will never believe what i did. Or what i have..rather, lol there is nooo way! you’re not gonna guess it, but lets just say i 1-uped some of those “baller” fellas with thems gold teefs, but you’re neverrrrr gonna guess what. 

for reasons---[omitted]--looking on youtube: Adulterated Ambitions, and instergreeem- @ adulterated_aesthetics or  “ ambitions. [adulterated] everything

[adulterated] everything___. on Tumblr and only on tumblr am i uncomfortable arts, and it makes my skin want to crawl back on.

    It’s the most emo and self indulgent platform, which allows for the juxtaposition of my work alongside light purple aesthetic vaporwave tropes, or the most hack- collage with no substance and shitloads of content.