Apr 17, 2023
Teacher: You should stop being so anxious!
Me: Oh my god you’re right! Why didn’t I think of that brilliant solution sooner? 😐
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Teacher: You should stop being so anxious!
Me: Oh my god you’re right! Why didn’t I think of that brilliant solution sooner? 😐
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whumper waking up strapped to a chair bound by duck tape in a small, ominous, dimly lit room they've never seen before. Parallel to whumpee whom was holding an unsettlingly large knife.
"after all this time," a layer of sweat stuck to whumpees face and tears rolled down the sides of their tender bruised and beaten cheeks "I finally get my revenge, after all those months of torture and agony,"
Whumpee stepped closer to whumper, resting the cold sharp steel of the dagger against whumpers throat. "I get to make you feel the same terror I did every night, unable to sleep, or eat or drink. I get to make you plea for mercy as I did."
"you don't scare me." Whumper spat
"then why's your heart beating so fast?"
"cause you're kinda cute like this."
That's a nice, heterosexual way to sit 😇
Um. I see
You can’t just decide you’re Jewish. You are either born Jewish or you aren’t. Judaism is an ethnoreligion and it is not possible to convert to an ethnicity.
Wow! To think, Halakha is being rewritten in my inbox! What an honor you’ve bestowed upon me!
We should alert everyone immediately! This is going to cause significant upset! Think of all the Talmuds that will need to be edited and reprinted!
Great sage, please come off anon so we can all learn from your wealth of knowledge! I can only assume this view must be divinely inspired for you at assert it so boldly against the standing Halakha! I cannot wait to learn more!
I am so curious, wise one, what do we do now that we know Ruth is not Jewish? That would of course mean her decedents (so, all of Beit David) are not Jewish. This is going to cause quite the stir!
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Now I KNOW, this is a pic of her standing in front of a high powered microscope. HOWEVER, when I saw it in the small thumbnail, and now for the rest of time, it looks like she’s standing in front of a sarcastic geometric polar bear. … 🤷♀️
“Sarcasm helps me overcome the harshness of the reality we live, eases the pain of scars and makes people smile.”
— Mahmoud Darwish
oh how fun, another dose of "your legs aren't working"
just a great way to end my friday