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Trump Tower is a 58-story, mixed-use skyscraper on Fifth Avenue in Midtown Manhattan, known for its distinctive design, luxury residences, offices, and retail space, including the Trump Organization's headquarters. Completed in 1983, it features a striking glass facade, a five-story atrium with a waterfall, and high-end shops like Gucci and Tiffany & Co. The building is famous for its association with Donald Trump, who developed it and lived in the penthouse.

Key Features

Mixed-Use: Combines luxury condominiums, offices, and retail.

Architecture: Designed by Der Scutt, it has a unique angular silhouette with a dark glass curtain wall.

Atrium: A five-story atrium features a large indoor waterfall, marble, and brass accents.

Retail: Home to luxury retailers like Gucci and Tiffany & Co., and the Trump Store.

Residences: The upper floors contain luxury condominiums, with the developer's penthouse located at the top.

Headquarters: Serves as the headquarters for The Trump Organization.

History & Development

Developer: Donald Trump.

Architect: Der Scutt of Swanke, Hayden & Connell.

Construction: Built between 1980 and 1983.

Site: Built on the former site of the Bonwit Teller department store.

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It started on a perfectly normal afternoon.

Lincoln Loud was browsing the internet.

"Hey, guys!" he called. "Someone made a fan page about us!"

Within seconds, all ten sisters crowded behind him.

"Oh, cool!" said Leni.

"I wonder if they drew me as a ninja," said Lynn.

Lisa adjusted her glasses. "The probability of harmless fan art is high."

Lincoln clicked.

The first few pictures were wholesome.

Family portraits.

Funny comics.

Holiday artwork.

Everyone smiled.

"Aww," said Lori. "That's sweet."

Then...

Lincoln accidentally clicked a folder labeled:

"More Fan Art (18,547 Images)"

"..."

The room became silent.

Five seconds later...

"...WHAT."

---

The first image loaded.

Luna slowly lowered her guitar.

"...Bruh."

Luan stopped laughing.

"I... don't even have a joke."

Lucy stared into the void.

"The darkness has new competition."

Lincoln frantically clicked Back.

Too late.

Another image appeared.

Then another.

Then another.

Each somehow worse than the last.

Lisa's eye twitched.

"My scientific vocabulary is... insufficient."

---

Lynn fainted.

Leni covered her eyes.

"C-can someone invent unseeing?"

Lola screamed.

"I DEMAND TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER OF THE INTERNET!"

Lana quietly whispered,

"...I miss mud."

---

Just then, Ronnie Anne walked in.

"What are you guys looking—"

She glanced at the monitor.

"..."

"...Nope."

She turned around and walked straight back out.

"I suddenly remembered I left the oven on."

"You don't even have anything in the oven!" Lincoln shouted.

"I DO NOW!"

---

Elsewhere...

Patrick Star somehow found the same website.

"Oh, fan art!"

Five minutes later...

Patrick stared blankly at the screen.

"...I don't think mayonnaise can fix this."

He slowly closed the laptop.

"...I'm going back under my rock."

---

Courage the Cowardly Dog peeked at the monitor.

His pupils shrank.

He screamed louder than ever before.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Muriel looked over.

"Oh, what's wrong?"

Courage immediately slammed the laptop shut.

"Nope."

He pointed at it with trembling paws.

Muriel wisely decided not to ask.

---

Meanwhile...

Professor Utonium received an email.

"See what the internet made of your creations!"

He smiled.

"How thoughtful."

Click.

...

He removed his glasses.

Cleaned them.

Looked again.

"..."

He quietly closed the laptop.

Then walked into the lab.

"Computer."

"Yes, Professor?"

"Delete the internet."

"I'm afraid that's impossible."

"I understand."

He sighed.

"It was worth asking."

---

Back at the Loud House...

Everyone sat in complete silence.

No one spoke for ten minutes.

Finally, Lincoln broke the silence.

"...Maybe the internet was a mistake."

Lisa nodded.

"For the first time in history, I have no counterargument."

Lucy looked toward the ceiling.

"The abyss looked into humanity...

...and requested therapy."

---

The next morning, a new house rule appeared on the refrigerator.

LOUD FAMILY RULE #492

Never search yourself online. Ever.

Even Lynn agreed.

Even Lola agreed.

Even Lisa agreed.

No one questioned it.

Some knowledge...

was never meant to be discovered.

Store Clerk: Sir, have you been vaccinated?

Me: Do you have a sexually transmitted disease?

Store Clerk: (flustered) That's none of your business.

The sun was quite hot on the big soccer grass, Where Gianni was counting his tickets and brass, When a shadow fell over his shiny bald head— A shadow of orange, of gold, and of dread!

"My dear little Gianni!" the Donald did shout, "Your game is too quiet, it needs some more clout! It’s played by small people who run and who kick, But the pacing is slow and the scoring’s not quick!

They kick it way left, and they kick it way right, With no advertising or touchdowns in sight! And then comes a man in a jersey of black, To pull out a card from the shirt on his back!

What the hell is a red card anyway, Gianni? Is it used for a bribe? Is it traded for money? I didn't know what it meant, thought it was fine, Till I saw it kicked Balogun out of the line!

Our star Folarin with three goals in his bag, Just stepped on an ankle while waving our flag! That Bosnian player was faking the fall, The referee's suspect! A horrible call!

He was just playing hard for the Red, White, and Blue! Against Belgium's fake team—they have no chance, it's true! You can't suspend stars, it’s a massive tournament stain, Let him play in Seattle, or suffer the pain!

If you bench our top striker, the ratings will plummet, I’ll call you three times till you reach the rules' summit! We’ll 'suspend the suspension'—Article twenty-seven! A beautiful loophole straight from political heaven!"

So Gianni looked down at the White House's request, And bent his own rulebook to please the big guest. "The suspension is paused!" Infantino declared, While the rest of the world stood completely ensnared.

Then up stepped Ted Cruz with a grin on his face, In the grand Oval Office, adjusting his brace. "On behalf of Americans!" Teddy did coo, "Thank you for stopping that red card, thank you!

It’s truly spectacular, magnificent, grand! The reason your trophies sit right on your stand!" And Donald just smiled at the Texan’s applause, Completely convinced he had mended the laws.

But the soccer gods watched, and they didn't think twice, They froze the rigged system with cosmic justice like ice! The whistle blew loud, and the karma was swift, As Belgium dismantled the corrupted gift!

With a swift four-to-one, the Red Devils advanced, While right on the pitch, they mockingly danced! They did the Trump shimmy, they wiggled their hands, To laugh at the cheaters right there in the stands!

The rigging was useless, the loophole a bust, As Trump's tainted plans were reduced into dust. "The game was so rigged!" the Donald declared, While justice was done, and nobody cared.

We would like to start this post by saying that this will forever be a safe space for those in need of one. Who knows, maybe you'll find a likeminded lunatic who watches that fucking HBO show about a screeching Zazu yelling about sad facts.

Secondly, our daily reminder to you is to be kind. Don't be a massive dick to people, be kind. If you have the time and energy, help people. If you see a MAGA hat, steal it.

And lastly, FUCK GENERATIVE AI. Our megareverend John Oliver have already told us that stuff (especially chatbots) are harmful. Watch his holiness' segment on it.

That's our post, goodbye!