The neurodivergent character gets her revenge.

Photo by Andrea Piacquadio on Pexels.com Levity served as the concept of choice last weekend for my buddy and I. Understandable given our current circumstances. For many, the idea of getting older is met with groanings and achings of the body, physically “ruining.” Hair graying. Hearing and seeing worsening. The gut getting just unbearably tough to maintain or rid. As each year leaves us, we…

You know, I honestly didn’t think that I would be writing about the wealthy and better-off this week. Current affairs in my life may have driven me to that road, though. See, I’m pretty sure my front brakes in my vehicle are shot. I’ll have to somehow make a three-hour drive to fulfill my promise of visiting family despite how crazy gas is. My rent went up along with the rest of…well..everything.…

An original short story by me, previously posted to my substack

Death is yet to have a day off. This was not a fact that had been disclosed to Death when he took the job. He really should have pushed for the contract in writing. Unfortunately, a blood oath doesn’t generally come with small print.

played the demo and was incredibly delighted by it. perhaps comedy isn't the main focus of the IF but I was laughing almost outloud at so many parts of it. I love how Morgan can call her child a grub. and the reply is that all babes look somewhat like a grub. I couldn't help but feel incredibly endeared to ywain after that even though after such a traumatic birth AND birth circumstance my morgainne would probably have mixed feelings about the kid. as someone who hasnt gone through or talked about the process of giving birth in detail, reading that scene was horrifying. (/positive) the dread i felt for my poor morgainne!! when she said she felt it tearing and the midwife said that women have done it before so why cant you, i wanted to shake her by the shoulders and go WELL YEAH BUT THEY ALSO DIED DURING IT. I admit I felt a bit of schaudenfreude seeing Merlin doubled over in pain while healing morgan because it just feels very gratifying to show the possible pain that has been endured during birthgiving. and hearing later on that morgan PROLAPSED AND TORE??? terrifying. thank god for magic and modern medicine. anyways.

im enchanted by your writing style :] I adore Arthur i want to protect that kid so much. you can surprise him and he sprays his drink everywhere that was hilarious. and when we find him with merlin my own heart was aching seeing him sobbing. what horrible thing did he realise 👀 i cant wait for so much more. its been lovely torturing Kay and watching Gawain reflexively maintain propriety but I look forward even more to meeting Galahad and pushing his buttons to see what's his whole deal... and i loooved the dance that was so fun :] why did mabon and sebile act that way? how will I meet them again? WHAT was that (surely shipwrecked) half-dead baby doing there?? questions questions that I cannot wait to see answered :)

I confess my asks do tend to be quite long as they ramble and talk about literally anything so thank you for bearing with me 👍 also I wanted to check, (this may be the fault of my reading comprehension) but when merlin mentions that he wants to tell morgan something about how little arthur knows about uther, he never exactly says what it is that morgan subsequently does not like. I assume it was intentionally left out but im letting you know just in case.

anyways, thank you for creating a wonderful story with fascinating takes on very very old characters. your story has lit up my imagination and created so many lovely characters and an mc that I now think very intensely about. have an amazing day and take care!

Hi hi~ I really love your username. Genuinely, when I get compliments for the humor in this story, it makes me really happy. My humor is an acquired taste, it's pretty silly and absurd and largely influenced by Monty Python and some comedians from my country who are dry yet weird... So random cynicisms or stupid moments are what gets me everytime, and what I try to write as well. Comedy may not be a focus but it's important to me! This is supposed to be a whimsical story after all.

Also, just in case anyone who sees this likes Monty Python, my favorites are "Nudge Nudge", "Silly Walks" and the "Lumberjack Song".

Thank you so much for the lovely compliments, I do try to horrify and enchant in equal part :]

You're correct about the thingy being left out intentionally. Don't worry, though. It will come up again. So much of Chapter 1 is pure set-up, like... so much. That's why I was so worried about publishing it, too, because I felt like there was so little of true substance actually in there. But I suppose that's not as big a problem as I thought.

It wasn’t easy. But there was very little resistance. I’m guilty as charged, but there are some things that I don’t take lightly. As hard as it is, it has to be done. So I packed up my things and told her…  “Happy Mother’s Day. We’re off to Miami to celebrate you.”  “Miami?” “Miami, Honduras, Costa Maya…” “And?” “Cozumel.” “And?” “Drinks on me.” Copyright © Erwinism. All rights reserved.…

Prepare your tissues for a top-hole adventure bursting with jungle thrills, supernatural terrors, and a positively alarming amount of gunfire.

At the Phatcharaporn estate, the farm manager Smit arrives with dreadful news: cattle are vanishing, workers are being carried off, and a monstrous striped beast of nearly eight cubits has begun haunting the forests of Khao Yai.

The locals insist the creature is no ordinary tiger, but a Suea Saming — a dreaded were-tiger capable of assuming human form.

Phran Chub, a seasoned jungle hunter, swears the beast is impervious to bullets. Dr. Direk, the eccentric Man of Science, dismisses such talk as complete bunkum, loudly boasting that he once shot a tiger twice the size in India without the slightest difficulty.

Unfortunately, the jungle holds dangers beyond the supernatural. The notorious bandit Tiger Tian and his gang of cut-throats are prowling the countryside, spoiling for trouble with Phol and his companions at every opportunity.

Joined by the irrepressible Nikorn and the prosperous Kim-nguan, our heroes venture deep into the Siamese wilderness, where every shadow conceals danger and every rustle in the dark may herald death — or something far worse.

Inspired by the beloved Thai “Three Comrades” adventures and written in the spirited tradition of classic British comedy, SAMING is a delightful blend of supernatural mystery, jungle adventure, and vintage humor set in 1940s Thailand.

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A top-hole jungle mystery packed with supernatural chills, vintage humor, notorious bandits, and one exceedingly ill-tempered were-tiger.