Alley rose

@jubilee-skyline-thethird @starlightorphans @lyr1xal @flies-with-a-sense-of-music @lizardinurwallz

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

"i like your tattoos" theyd look better on your bedroom floor

Holy shit that's so cool

Finally “do you love the colour of the sky” got compressed for our convenience

This is now my favorite photo

i am gay and tired, reblog this if you are also gay and tired

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat