Actually_Sarsaparilla

1. did you eat the baby?

2. are you schizophrenic, louis?

3. and then what?

4. fuck, man, are you the zodiac killer?

Q: Nicholas Lezard has written ‘Rowling can type, but Le Guin can write.’ What do you make of this comment in the light of the phenomenal success of the Potter books? I’d like to hear your opinion of JK Rowling’s writing style

UKL: I have no great opinion of it. When so many adult critics were carrying on about the “incredible originality” of the first Harry Potter book, I read it to find out what the fuss was about, and remained somewhat puzzled; it seemed a lively kid’s fantasy crossed with a “school novel”, good fare for its age group, but stylistically ordinary, imaginatively derivative, and ethically rather mean-spirited.

talking about long before

anyone else did.

I've seen a few moots doing this and it looked fun!

* Make this picrew of yourself

* Take this uquiz (How Fandom Would See You If You Were A Fictional Character)

...yeah that seems about right 😅🫠

yippee first picrew of new hair colours ft. my fuckass diy bangs

i'm sorry for the crazy ass answer i gave to the last question on the quiz @ the author lol if the essay question counted i probably would've gotten bastard💀

Wow. Okay.

Well i always wanted to be Will so i guess that's a success?? not sure if it's totally accurate tho...

the result of the quiz is unfortunately not really accurate but i am honoured LMAOOO

HELP THEY KILLED ME!!!!!!!

That actually tracks

Good job, uquiz

FUCK YEAH I AM A BASTARD WET CAT LETS GOOOOOOO

I'm the "baddiest babygirl" ? You flatter me, but only one person seems to think that way and I love them so much

i would flirt with everyone if it wasn't for The Social Anxiety

"All of Tumblr is madly in love with you"

No .

don't worry about all the people I've flustered

I have too many moots to tag the everyone so I'ma tag like 5 random people

@frooglet (okay maybe this one wasn't that random) @sleepdeprivedkotlcfan @napkineater

@nazuk-kali @starlighttaylorsversion

Abt the quiz results: both accurate and not? It’s not the most accurate but it’s not the least! I mean, I’m not sure what part of my past I’d be running from. All of it, I suppose? Idk I try and think of it as moving on. But.. it’s not wrong-

Abt the picrew: this is such a good one!! Solid hair choices AND A HEARING AID??? Ajskaksjdif

Now to tag! Here you all go, but also open tags :3

I LOVE GETTING TAGGED IN THESEEEE

yall love me <3

>:3

OIOIIIO time for some tags (no pressure ofc)

Well then. I like this, tbh, but I was not expecting it.

now to annoy my moots and friends: @archangel-uriel-offical (hi Snom :D) @ur-least-fav-gal-offical (Kiwiwi, hiiiii :3) @stoned-sh4rk (hey Milo, is stuff getting better?) @aiko-sera @onion-opinions-offical @ari-the-chaos-god (hi Ari =]) @hipsterslikedmymagicbeans @hatman-offical @rastacrab (hey jehova!) @nightmare1342 @blade-lickster-offical @psyche-offical @blooket-offical @blackenedbleeding (h e l l o s i l a s) @kindregardsfrommylifetoyours @hekate-offical @purplezrb @chaos-ducks @the-horcrux-hung-itself

Alright gang lets go

yay :)

tags: @fishteeth0 @tamilhobbit @palirmo95 @phallusmagnificus @kupalinka6 @avaparation @anon-trans-poet @hihiimlain @jad0re-g0re @juan1dupree23 @i-draw-things @matilillo @lilithdeathbed @thexie-and-stars @cameronf129t @skittykittybean @st4r-black @candyrocks03 @carasilvaartoffical @agentepurpurina @gabbywolfcocoaeastercakescocoa @xxhoney-biscuitxx @objection-dot-lol @aetea-the-sappho @thesillytransgirlnova @anomymous2 @heartswill-explode @ewoly5 @aled4laide @rayne143 @quinnepic-woah @stuck-in-a-forest @mast3rsw0rd @weirdo-with-a-potato @bastard-number-5 @adhd3m0n91 @lxcky-ch4rms @raeprise @rosedragon28  @demigod-jack-hearth @5unm0th @deadskincelisonyourpillow @c0nstantlyscreamingc0

WEEEEEEE

...

I...

What do I say to that...

I feel called out...

Dude wtf...

Mfs sniped me...

Wouldn't really say I'm that traumatized irl but knowing tv writers these days I'd be FFFFFUUUUUUCKKKKKEEEEDDDDD

All prevs are slaying btw

Tags

That's actually pretty good tbh

checks out lmfao

@notsolaris @augmentedchordsofficial @pipsqueak317 @tomthebassoon @axidentshappen @1kazul @i-love-my-gays

@verianthechaosentity @ghost-y-toast-y @stargazin-on-mars @my-mom-named-me-duck

Yeah ig that tracks

Uhhhhhhh.... Dam.

Also the picrew was hard to do as someone with curly hair, but we vibe.

uhh

1- i'm bi(lingual/sexual/ohazard)

2- have a fursona but i swear to christ and all that is holy that i'm not a furry

3- i plan on learning to draw

I am 6'8" tall (2.032 meters)

Whenever I hear/think about the sound of metal against ice I have uncontrollable chills run down my spine that make me shiver and stutter in a very unusual way.

I enjoy having utterly pointless and asinine arguments, such as "this brand of potato chip does not exist" and "croutons are not bread"

I get motion sickness very, very easily. I hate riding in any transportation because of this ( ⌯᷄ ·̫ ⌯᷅ก )

My favorite movie is "Vanishing Time: A Boy Who Returned" (highly recommend, it's in Korean though) ʕ ◦`꒳´◦ʔ

I currently am growing a Mandarin tree, some Carolina Reaper plants, and a bunch of Bok Choy 🥬 ( ¯꒳​¯ )ᐝ

Tagging: @tired-teacher-blog @twanettee @epickiya722 @196er-spec-evoposting

My natural nails are long right now. Whenever they grow, my thumb and pointer fingernails' edges are curved but the other nails are more straight.

Currently working back on original stories, one in which I want to post for Halloween this year.

Any wallpaper for any device I own is made by me. Usually of my favorite characters and colors.

Ok um

1. I know 3 languages currently learning 2 more.

2. I am a little ignorant when it comes to myself, like I think I had 5 bi crises in the last 2 months but still am trying to believe I'm straight.

3. Im really good at redrawing, but without reference I'm absolutely shit teehee

1. I’ve been trying to learn Spanish for the past 3 years

2. I like cucumber peels

3. My favorite animes are Demon Slayer and FMA:B

1. I laugh at the worst moments

2. I tried to learn Swedish and failed miserably

3. I have almost died twice in my childhood. The first time was when I got coerced or pushed into a pool and blacked out, and the second time was when I almost pooped my guts out.

In my notifs? Sorry strangers

I gave up partway through reading Pride and Prejudice & at the beginning of The Two Towers

I once got my ears pierced. Today, I no longer have pierced ears.

1- I have dyscalculia

2- Trans but pretty sure I'm leaning further into the Intersex area

3- and uuuuuh I have a bunch of mind drawers shoved full of useless and random information of things that won't be useful in any plausible situation at hand. Mostly animals.

Anyways tags:

Resident Evil (for me) ended when Miranda killed Ethan (the first time)

The first Discworld book I listened to was A Hat Full of Sky

2 - I used to have 30k followers on tiktok when I was a tween and have never and probably will never reach that level of popularity on social media ever again (thank god)

3 - my music taste is basically everything! I've rarely heard a song that didn't have something I like about it

2. planning to emulate the switch so i can add a shiiit ton of mods

3. i have a bat fursona that i still need to design

1. I hate drawing with markers for absolutely no reason

2. I always sleep with a weighted blanket no matter how warm it is (idk just cozy)

3. My absolute favorite movie is The Princess Bride, mainly because I think Westley is hot (and I will fight anyone who disagrees with me on this)

Last 7 notifs are

My favorite movie is ALSO the princess bride!! And yes Westley is hot.

I named two of my cats after TMNT villains

I have about twenty unfinished crochet projects!! ToT

but umm...

I'm asexual (unsure on romantic attraction rn....), and some other fonts of queer

when i'm sad I wrap an electric blankie around a body pillow and cuddle it so it's like I'm being hugged :)

I actually run 6 offical accounts :D

1 i do wrestling

2 i play 3+ instruments depending on what you count

3 im buddhist

1) I'm a part of 4 choirs (3 of which are run by my parents)

2) I'm training to become a nurse

3) My favourite food is chicken with a creamy mushroom sauce and rice

I'm still working out how tagging works, but I'll give it a go!

2- i loveeeeeelovelove loveeeee the cold (like any form, just having the house be cold, cold weather, etc etc.) im pretty sure i love it so much cuz my temp runs kinda high and i get hot really easily so i like to have the cold and bundle up until i feel like a good temperature. and i just love the cold so :)

3- one time i shot myself in the eye with a nerfgun cuz i wanted to see how the inside of it worked. i was like 5 and it was my birthday and i grabbed this big nerfgun and put my eye right up against the end of the barrel and then pulled the trigger😭

2 - I animate sometimes

2: I very much enjoy sharpening knives and the like

3: I still don’t have a license :(

Today I found out I'm genderfluid??

I'm convincing my friend to get tumblr and join the officalverse

Uh anyways

1: I like sparkling water

2: I love to crochet

3: I run @jackfrost-offical

2. I run a cult and @evilducks-offical

3. Whenever people buy me duck stuff cause they know I like ducks there’s always some geese and chick stuff in there because people can’t tell a duck between chicks and geese

i'm just a little bit colorblind (i call it color confused)

i have six open drinks in my room rn and pretty much all of them are empty

i'll spare you, chaos

1: I am a literal madman when it comes to fic writing

2: I listen to almost all kinds of music except for like. Christmas music, country, phonk and uhh I don't really listen to rap either

3: I have been labeled as a very huggable person by friends in the past

Alright tagging random people yayyyy

Anyways-

I have more ocs than u can count, but I haven’t posted anything about any of them

I have a pikachu plushie that I’ve had since I was 5 and I am way too emotionally attached to it (like I literally don’t trust others to carry it and I will actually punch someone if they harm it)

I had an eye infection that went out of control and if I hadn’t gotten treatment for it I would actually be blind right now (my eyes are permanently damaged from this, and now they literally can’t produce tears by themselves in the way they should so I have to take eyedrops all the time)

Okay so now to tag people!

I like to make chainmail jewelry

I'm trying (emphasis on the 'trying' T-T) to learn ASL

tags :D

I have 3 dogs

i have 3 siblings

1. i have three siblings (i’m the oldest)

2. i can solve a rubik’s cube in 15 seconds

3. my pinkies are double jointed

I can play piano and kinda flute

I can crochet and have made myself a sweater

I've gotten at least 2 people into six of crows

I've known I wasn't cis since I was like 8

not nearly as tall as that on like 6'8 foot guy up there but I'm prolly close to 6 feet(??)

i tried to eat a dead fish when I was a kid

2) I'm currently learning danish because I'm living there atm (VERY DIFFICULT)

3) My favourite food right now is vegemite and butter on bread (I am, in fact, Australian)

This is the first time I'm starting a tag game, sorry if it's not fun lol. Simple question: What's your favorite movie of all time?

I'll go first, my favorite movie currently is How to Train Your Dragon (2010)*

@ana-the-light-fury @stargazingdustbunny @blueorchid1707

Httyd 1

Httyd 2

Song of the sea

Wolfwalkers

i also love:

Enchanted

Toy story 1-3 (4 is SHIT)

Tangled

jurassic park (ive only seen the first one but i KNOW i will enjoy the others...)

tags OPEN

*proceeds to forget everything ive ever watched*

coraline 2009 my beloved

both tangled and httyd are very very dear to my heart

uhm. the 1994 lion king also. hakuna matata baybee

Hell Followed With Us will hopefully join the ranks once its out

Okay oomfs turns now

9 to 5 (1980) Cats Don't Dance (1997) and Odd Taxi Into The Woods (2022)

I mean pretentious answer is The Quiet Girl. Not pretentious answer... idk Barbie and the Magic of Pegasus is pretty epic

But tbh it's easy to he a film snob (which i probably kinda am). Just get a library card (that let's you access a streaming service)!

well, my current four favorites on letterboxd are; but i’m a cheerleader, la la land, get duked and en man som heter ove

but i also really love nope, do the right thing, last night at the museum and all of bo burnhams specials lmao and having to pick just one is lowkey torture

my top four on letterboxd are across the spiderverse, little miss sunshine, lady bird and hunt for the wilderpeople!

I also lovee dead poets society, the lotr trilogy, the og star wars trilogy and howls moving castle

I have quite a few ngl my number one favourite movie would have to be the dead poets society that movie I resonate with on such a personal level.

Alongside my other favourite movies would be notting hill, wicked, red dog, and the first three terminator movies.( I have heaps more favourites I just can’t think of them atm lol)

anyone who knew my blog before this intense byler hyperfixation would know that my favourite movies of all time are the lotr trilogy <3

i will never not be insane about that movie

I really like A New Hope (they don't make em like that anymore and I wish they did), the LOTR trilogy, Newsies, aaaaaand Inception is a good one

I like more movies i'm sure lol

@rushiblog @maraudersarecanon &

thank you for the tag!!!

@notsolaris @lavaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

@ivys-head-is-spinning @justa-bfdi-fan

npt ── .✦

we got the same one Leo lol

this does not feel accurate tho 😭

aaaaaahhhhh

this is both accurate and inaccurate?? i'll take it though, i like power mimicry

Do you think regulus did that at one point when Sirius left for Hogwarts without him?

"Young master regulus! Aren't you meant to be seeing young master Sirius off at the station?"

And regulus just breaks down and cries because his brother couldn't be bothered to find him.