Lizard is short for Elizardbeth

achieving simple goals through absurd means

why turn my ac down when i could instead crank it and then burying myself in blankets in order to achieve thermodynamic equilibrium

genuinely what do you call people from massachusetts? i've only ever heard us referred to as massholes but that's definitly not formal

Apparently they're called "Massachusettsan" but that's a mouthful so masshole and bay stater are also used

June 15 is the anniversary of both the Night Vale and Gravity Falls pilots, as well as Vanessa Doofenshmirtz’s birthday and “give it up for day 15” day

happy birthday to the only things ever

And love händel reunion day and Linda and Lawrence’s anniversary

The most day ever

phineas and ferb heritage post

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

@unofficial-autism-post

it’s pride month, minions. you know what that means

do you want us to, like, cast gay spells my leige?

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reblog to feed her notes

How is she doing this

If I'm elected as your president in 2028 I promise to bring back the Western Interior Seaway.

Pretty babies come swim in w ater with big fish water is fine with big fish in come taste interior seaway with big fish