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22 members, 60 posts about #Ominous #The cult • Be ominous. Project fear of the future onto those unfortunate enough to find you.

since this is my pinned posted my actually intro post is on @dead-cthulhu-band

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menlove

when u see a mutual u haven't seen in ages in ur notifs like omg I've pleased you again never leave me

chadgamer

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

lesbianredpanda

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

martian-martian-martian

Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s

hzs-modblog

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

lawbreaker13

Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air

dreamsanddabs

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

lawbreaker13

The soles of your feet can never grow hair

ineedtostopchangingmyusername

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

lawbreaker13

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

theswedishelf

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

lawbreaker13

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

theswedishelf

SPONGEBOB…

lawbreaker13

SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS

theswedishelf

*~deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~*

spongebobheritageposts

date of origin: August 9th, 2018

ghost-postables

The unbridled joy of seeing this pass by again, spotting the little red heart like “ah… my old friend. Spongebob Human Anatomy Squarepants.

leaderofthechildrenofthecreature

Did anyone else read this to the tune of the SpongeBob theme?

depsidase

bloggingboutburgers

That's what she said

Idk stupid jokes aside I guess it's obvious to us by now but it IS kind of the baseline of the struggle huh

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play-now-my-lord

this is the hardest any single image has ever gone

the-colors-of-venus

i’m learning how to replace a pickguard on a guitar rn ::3

leaderofthechildrenofthecreature

take out screw

take off pickguard

put on new pickguard

screw in new pickguard

Watching Project Hail Mary rn

bimmyjimmy

bimloaf

puthy

thehandsomedevil88

Still not what I want

puthy

What is it that you desire?

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evilwizard

it’s time for demons to come out of the ground and for everyone to get special powers

cryptidexploded

Can they maybe not

evilwizard

you’re prejudiced against new ideas.

victor-maze

Can we maybe add giant identical Towers raising out of the ground all over the World to this?

evilwizard

well i don’t see Why Not.

cyborgsmanifesto

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

4velitta4

I feel like this could be useful in my future

astrologypixies-deactivated2016

REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT

getupoffyourcassbutt

If I don’t reblog this one of these things is definitely going to happen to me

theszandor-deactivated20190509

I’m gonna reblog for y’all but also for me bc I’m a writer man I need this random info

obsessivebookwormalert

indeed, the writing potential

infertilityidol

the-colors-of-venus

i lowk want to remove the middle pickup on my telecaster but it needs some work to do

leaderofthechildrenofthecreature

I love middle pickups

They're so good for cleans

depressedjesusfaker

It's not corn, it's porn.

It's not grape, it's rape.

It's not pew pew, it's gun.

It's not unalive and unalived, it's murder and murdered.

It's not CP, it's CSAM.

#i feel like the last one is official name vs common name #child porn or child sexual abuse material it doesn't matter that much too me cus it's both #that sounds bad #It doesn't matter what you call it

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depressedjesusfaker

It's not corn, it's porn.

It's not grape, it's rape.

It's not pew pew, it's gun.

It's not unalive and unalived, it's murder and murdered.

It's not CP, it's CSAM.