I don’t have to make everything gay but I want to and I fucking will 

Not every story is about seeing yourself in it. Sometimes it’s about learning to see other people too.

[shares 2 traits with a character] this is absolutely insane we are the same person

[character that is just like me] fuck this guy

i think im getting better! :) [another event occurs]

more characters should be 30+ years old

do people who live in countries that don't have snow know about the snow silence? When you get a nice big dumping of fresh snow and you step outside into an infinitely harshly contrasted world and there's no sound because the snow absorbs it all? I believe it fits the traditional use of terrific both wonderful and incredible but also causing a great terror.

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

How does superglue REFUSE to come out of the tube when you're actively trying to get some out, but as soon as you give up and put it down, the damn thing decides it's time to do world's best pineapple-with-a-werewolf-boyfriend -impression?

This website makes it impossible to communicate with normal people.