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How do Chinese cooks cut vegetables
At first I was like, oh neat some fun tricks to make chopping faster and less messy, and then he made an extendable potato and I died
Itâs ok the pups are guarding.
Iâm very drunk and I need everyone to see what Iâm seeing

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this kind of reminds me of how in zombie movies when someone gets bit and it doesnt kick in straight away
my french gf: you may have a little death. as a treat
This variant of the Goldentail / Bastard Moray is known as the Banana Eel due to its colouration and markings resembling a ripe banana.
(source)
sorry the what? the what moray
scientist: letâs call you the⌠goldentail
banana eel: [bites scientist]
scientist: Okay motherfucker, new idea:
Every time this post comes around Iâm too busy to tell this story so Iâm gonna do it now: when I learned to scuba dive, there was a dude in my dive group named Dumbass Dave who was always being relentlessly roasted by his buddies because when they went to the Great Barrier Reef he brought a baggie of hard boiled egg down with him because he wanted to find a moray eel and feed it and pet it
Well he found a moray and attempted to hand feed it, and it snapped up the egg and bit the shit out of his right hand in the process and the dive had to be halted so the blood wouldnât attract sharks. But was this enough punishment for Dumbass Dave? No it was not, because he had a Plan
Dumbass Daveâs plan turned out to be a chainmail glove. Where he obtained it has been lost to time, but he put it on his right, injured hand and down they went, whereupon Dave found himself another moray and tried to feed it some hardboiled egg
With his left hand
And yes it did bite the shit out of him and they did have to cancel the dive, again
So I guess the moral of that story is maybe eels arenât bastards, maybe they just meet a lot of people like Dave
I reminded my scuba instructor of this story and he wanted me to amend the post to let everyone know that it was the same eel who bit Dumbass Dave both times
The Weirdest Roadside Attractions In Every State
this basket is from my hometown I SCREAMED
PA should definitely be Centralia
So... Oregon's weirdest attraction isn't Grants Pass's caveman. I'd argue that there are 2 much more interesting things along highway 97 south of bend. One of them is obvious but the other is not! The first one is in Crescent, OR. There is a giant bear statue on top of the gun and liquor store. I use to live in the house directly across from it! It was terrifying. Now just south of there, sits a chrome body shop for semi trucks. That isnt the weird part, but the statue in front of it is a rather worn looking statue of a Thunderbeast. Now it gets a little bit weirder. That statue in particular belonged to a terrible amusement park that opened up in the same space back in 1962 and closed in 1995. The parks name was Thunderbeast Park. Their main (and only attraction) were 12 statues of pre-Jurassic animals. You can get into the park anymore, but if you drive past it and are looking for it, you can see that a lot of those statues are still there!
remember, this is for a DOOR lock.
remember that when picking a DOOR lock, you have to apply a little bit of pressure to your tension wrench (the thing that you use to turn the knob). too little or too much and you wont be able to pick the door open. you can use anything for the tension wrench. a bobby pin. bits of wire. a paper clip. etc.
its best to be completely silent when youre picking locks bc theres this small âclickâ when youre picking that you might miss if youre using headphones or listening to music.
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if youre picking one of these
you jam something thin and long above one of the rotation dials and you push up on the shackle.
. if its one of these
you get yourself some shims. (or make one. you can make shims out of fucking soda cans), you wiggle them in the tiny space between the shackle and the body of the lock, and you pop these suckers open.
. for a chain deadbolt,
you get something flexible but sturdy and you just push this fucker down
. for one of these rotating combination locks
you can also shim this motherfucker open. jam your shims between the shackle and the body and pry it unlocked. if, for some reason, you dont wanna shim it open, maybe you dont have a shim or you just like a challenge, this bitch can be decoded ridiculously easy. heres what you do:
spin this bitch to the right about two or three times to âresetâ it. then you pull up on the shackle a bit, and turn it right slowly until you hear a click. your number is two spaces further. then you turn left 360 degrees until you land on the right number again, and start turning this motherfucker left until it stops. when it stops, turn right. if its loose, its the wrong number, keep going left. if its not loose, you have the right number, and you turn right all the way until this bitch pops
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now you know how to pick several common locks!!!!! congratulations!!!!
Thanku
*frantically takes more notes*
Remember:
FOR YOUR OWN LOCKS!
Donât be a Jerkwad and start stealing others stuff!

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When you hit your elbow against something, but that specific point of your elbow
itâsâŚcalled your funny boneâŚ
that gif thoÂ
Itâs not a bone actually- itâs a nerve that is exposed, specifically the ulnar nerve. The reason it feels so weird to hit it is that itâs not designed to deliver pain signals, so when you hit it it just wiggs out and sends Garbage signals to the brain, and the brain is just like âuh, dude- Ulnar, what the hell is this garbage?? Youâre supposed to curl a finger and a half, and move some muscles in the forearm, why are you sending me this crap? How am I supposed to make this into sensory output?â And the Ulnar nerve is just like âdude dude dude, brain- what the hell is going on?!?â And the brain goes- âidiot. Fine. Youâre on fire, freezing and being electrocuted. Happy?â And the Ulnar goes âholy crap brain!! Iâm on fire, freezing and being electrocuted! What am I going to do!!??!â And the brain says âyouâre an idiot ulnar. A damn idiot.â
This is how human anatomy should be taught