i know no one else has ever felt like this before, but i will be brave and speak my truth. i want to have lesbian sex

The pool scene in Gideon the Ninth goes like this: Harrow: *explains the elaborate 4D chess game she's been playing to earn Gideon's trust and regard* and everything has gone horrifically wrong. You're my only friend; I'm at your mercy. Gideon: *does not know how to play even 1D chess* *was under the impression they were playing a totally different game.* *possibly whiffle ball, or a game called "Harrow hates Gideon forever"* Holy shit.

Gideon punching Babs is so funny from Harrow's perspective. Imagine you have this weird untrained dog you keep chained up in your back garden and like to kick, and it has never known a kind word or a loving touch. And you bring it outside for the first time in its life, and almost immediately it bites an annoying poodle owned by the wealthy powerful family that you hate. And you know that you really should scold it, because maintaining a diplomatic relationship with this family is important, but instead you pat it on the head and tell it that it should have finished the job.

I think we don’t give Camilla Hect enough badass credit for making the vengeful eldritch soul of the earth do physical therapy and DBT exercises. she’s like the meme of Eddie Brock asking for two bagels when Venom says they want to eat the souls of the innocent. and then she snuggled with her at night.

Ambessa, after watching her idiot lesbian mentee get visibly turned on by the spit thing in front of her: okay I have GOT to kill the other one

if you feel a fluttering ache in your chest its not love. im in there. doing things