Hashtags & Handjobs

ok so a love shack is basically like a little old place where we can get together essentially

Vasectomy

they need to add two extra hours after ten pm where time doesn't pass so you can do some nice reading before bed

if you are lucky you will love someone and their hair will thin and their breasts will sag and you will kiss them everywhere over and over again

petition to change LGBT to DFTQ (Dykes Faggots Trannies and Queers, naturally)

bonus points if you collect them all

i love seeing cardinals and bluejays together i’m always like “hehe.. evil siblings”

They’re not even related. Jays are a type of corvid, like crows and magpies, and Cardinals are a grosbeak.

well you see, they are both birds and they both have fun hats. hope this helps