unfortunately uncomplicated

i am seeing activity from blogs that have not posted in years, its like watching permafrost melt. observing you all in my petri dish

I do NOT remember who some of the frogs/viruses are 😶

My favorite tumblr interaction in terms of demonstrating how propagandized Americans are was this one that was like "no! American worship of George Washington is nothing like the personality cult around Kim Il-sung because [completely mythologized personality cult story about how Washington was a real life superhero who singlehandedly defeated the British and invented Freedom]"

2020 got no weekends ..everyday just everyday

my gay ass is over here risking getting literally murdered if i hold a man’s hand in public but sure, “alloromantic privilege”

I’m seriously starting to think that the majority of asexuals/aroaces are just blatant LGBTphobes because no normal person would look at a post written by a gay person saying “clear gay representation is always more important than a creator gay-baiting for more views on their work” and immediately jumps to inserting themselves into a post that DID NOT mention them at all, calling gay people ‘privileged’, and generally just being an entire homophobe like these people need to interact with actual gay people outside of tumblr fandoms bc this is fucking ridiculous. No one in the history of ANYTHING has ever been harassed, shamed, hatecrimed, denied basic human rights, and risked being killed for not feeling sexual/romantic attraction and aros and aces need to learn this and shut the fuck up

Ben and Jerry’s is dangerous ice cream... capitalizes on the evolutionary human instinct to dig for chunks... before you know it half the pint gone

1.7% of people are intersex, 2% have green eyes, and 1.5 percent are redheads, but yeah red is a natural hair color, green is a natural eye color, and being intersex is a 'deformity'. Keep pretending gender isn't a social construct

im at the soup convention and many strong and beautiful women are talking about how delicious and nutrient rich my broth is and they didnt even mention you

be the wizard you wish to see airbrushed on the side of van

cops at protests are always polite to me. all i do to keep on their good side is crawl around on all fours and let their horses kick me in the head whenever they get scared of objects

wow dude you have very wraith like movements i have to say you carry yourself with an air of undeath and deadly precision