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I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

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I love how in the films Boromir and Aragorn made a Hobbit Dad Agreement⢠that Aragorn was responsible for looking after Frodo and Sam, while Boromir was responsible for looking after Merry and Pippin.
On Caradhras, Boromir carries Merry and Pippin while Aragorn carries Frodo and Sam; Boromir trains Merry and Pippin to sword-fight; in Moria Frodo/Sam both call for Aragorn when they need help; on the stairs of Moria Boromir takes Merry and Pippin while Aragorn takes Frodo and Sam; when going down the Anduin Boromir goes with Merry and Pippin in a boat while Aragorn goes with Frodo and Sam; etc, etc, etc.
The big climactic payoffs to these relationships are Aragorn allowing Frodo/Sam to leave the Fellowship, and Boromir dying for Merry and Pippin.
Aragorn and Boromir mustâve had a conversation offscreen like âOk hereâs the plan: two hobbits each. We canât separate Merry/Pippin or Frodo/Sam, so weâll each take care of one Hobbit Duo.â
The reason Frodo/Sam were Aragornâs hobbits is probably because the Fellowship didnât trust Boromir to look after Frodo. Aragorn was better at resisting the Ring.Â
But I also enjoy the idea that Aragorn was like âI want to look after the relatively laid-back and mature hobbits who take this quest completely seriouslyâ and Boromir was like âI WANT THE HYPERACTIVE LITTLE BROTHER ONESâ
 I also think itâs relevant that Aragorn and Boromir âswitch hobbitsâ in the end.
After Gandalfâs death/as he loses hope, Boromir begins trying to reach out to Frodo.
And after Boromirâs death, Aragorn decides to rescue Merry and Pippin. He lets âhis hobbitsâ go to Mordor alone, then sets off to save the hobbits who (up until this point) have been Boromirâs responsibility.
And then Faramir takes over protecting Frodo and Sam for a bit on his brothers behalf
Firstly I love your art and you are one of my all time favourite Tolkien artists. Secondly, a crumb of Elros if youâre still doing requests? đĽšđđ˝
Your Elros is finally finished â¨â¨â¨ young king Elros was probably a hot mess, he had to be with descendants like his. The design is half though out and pretty much just the first idea I went with. I like royal purples for him using a lot of influence from Byzantine/ancient Egypt and Rome.
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Youâre into some fucked up shit. I like that about you.
I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory
I Executed The Demon Lord With One Flawless Strike And After A Brief Power Struggle The New Demon Government Is Substantially More Committed To The War Because Of Some Reason I Don't Know
I'm a Rando in a Medieval Fantasy World And It Turns Out I Can't Invent Anything Because I Don't Know Much About Science
I'm a Scientist in Another World but the Laws of Physics Work Differently Here and this Crazy Universe Doesn't Even Run on Math
I Tried to Become a Fantasy World Cook but People Who Have Eaten Bland Food Their Entire Lives Can't Tolerate Spice
I Slayed the Demon King but it was a Ceremonial Role with No Political Power
I Isekaied to Another World and the Locals Had No Resistance to My Diseases. The Demon King Died of the Common Cold but So Did Everyone Else.
airpods are literally such a massive downgrade like remember when headphones cost ÂŁ2 didnât need charging didnât randomly disconnect and didnât get lost all the time. remember when tech kinda worked for kinda cheap
remember when phones just fucking had headphone jacks
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i hate the way fat antagonists have their weight moralized and used as a metaphor for greed and corruption and i hate the way it's overcorrected into fat people being "soft squishy friend-shaped cupcakes who look like they give incredible hugs" and i long for the day we have nuanced, interesting, and complicated fat characters and most of all i long for the day people are normal about fatness
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Is what my wife said apropo of nothing as we were silently drifting off to sleep
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Is what she said when I immediately reached for my phone and opened Tumblr instead of responding
@everything-you-feel-is-real I know by tumblr tradition that I'm to say "impossible, my posts never blow up like that," or "please don't do this to me."
But I feel in my bones that you are right. If this is to be my wife's moment of glory, I am willing to suffer notification overload, that the world may know she is funny. #MyFunnyWife
they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of
After school care pulled me aside about my child dropping an f-bomb âwithout remorseâ and I put on my concerned face and nodded a bunch.
Apparently he was building something with a younger kid âwho really looks up to him and is just starting to make friendsâ and said âHey, youâre really fucking good at this.â which is, in my estimation, really a parenting victory.
I absolutely failed at doing this:

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when i was a kid i was so mad all the time bc i thought someday i'd have to be somebody's wife i didn't know it was optional. is everybody reminding the young girls in their lives that it's optional.
AND SO IS BEING SOMEBODY'S MOTHERâźď¸
it is about being a woman. hope that helps!
reading comprehension questions for the notes:
is wanting to be a wife and mother a requirement for being a woman?
why might OP be annoyed with replies assuming that this post is about being aroace or transmasc if a woman doesnât want to be a wife or mother?
are there reasons unrelated to sexuality and romantic interest that might make a woman not want to be a wife or mother?
are there reasons unrelated to gender identity and expression that might make a woman not want to be a wife and mother?
core concept: what is gender essentialism?
is it gender essentialism to imply that all women inherently want to be wives and mothers? could this be what OP is critiquing?
look at the notes OP responds to. is it gender essentialism to imply that being a wife and mother is so affixed to womanhood that to not want to be those things means youâre incapable of sexual/romantic feelings, or not a woman?
what trait are you perpetuating when you assume that women who do not want to be wives and mothers must be aroace or trans? is it gender essentialism?