Quite Harmless

What the fuck is star trek about

It's about vegetarian space socialism. Not quite the same as fully automated luxury gay space communism, you see. If you've ever watched the show, you'll know what I mean. The admirals are unhinged and way too powerful, gay relationships are largely taboo, and adults aren't even allowed to modify their own genomes. I could go on.

In a phrase: planned obsolescence. Closely related is artificial scarcity, which has to do with restricting supply (to higher quality items, in this case) to inflate prices. The good news is, the more homogenously crap a market becomes, the more primed it is to be upended. Reverse engineer those old machines, find a way to make them (or make them even better) with modern techniques.

We are normal and can be trusted with large amounts of money

Was expecting classist bullshit, got the exact opposite

This is so ubelievably important and I hate that I have to keep re-explaining it to people.

This is fascinating if you’re into math or sociology or computer programming or all of the above.

Everyone, everywhere, without exception, should play this thing through.

OH MY GOD THIS IS FRICKING AMAIZNG WOW WOW WOW WOW YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS YES INTELLECT 

advanced tip: while driving, you can use your turn signal to warn other drivers that you intend to turn.

lgbt people should actually be more horny on the internet I think.

why are people even questioning obesity in america

why is your tea liquidised?

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[skeletons ooh-ing]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

#INTO THE HARBOR

Englad doesn’t own anything

except that time we owned most of the world

If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.

I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.

HOLY HELL I FOUND IT

And this is why I love Tumblr

Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldn’t*

I only see this on pinterest omg….

BEHOLD THE GREATEST TUMBLR POST

“world war tea” is the best play on words i’ve heard in weeks

this post is a wild ride from start to finish

I haven’t seen this since chocolate milk was added. Is that really just an American thing? You’re missing out guys!

😂😂😂

YOU GUYS DRINK COFFEE COLD AS WELL???

Does the rest of the world not use ice cubes? Do y'all not have freezers? What is going on?

Just thought I’d put my 2 cents in this post, it’s iced tea and not sweet tea. Idk what Americans r smoking 💀

I’m relatively new to Tumblr but it seems like sort of a big deal that I found this post so I’m gonna reblog

Imagine not liking iced tea- actually im gonna go drink some now

I don’t even know what to say…

i drink iced tea every day >:)

Iced tea is brilliant but hot tea is nice too

World War Tea Situation

This post is a relic

date of origin: November 5th, 2013

I’ve seen this post cross my dash so many times over the years, with new additions each time. And even though it’s been 9 years since the original post, it’s still hilarious.

did… did you say November 5th????

Boy are y’all gonna be surprised at what some countries call “lemonade.”

Brits don’t even drink coffee, they put dried coffee crystals into water and drink that. Instant coffee is the literal worst.

No one disrespects my man Dee in this house.

Why? I’m from Australia so I don’t know anything about this stuff

Because there should be public transit and trains. It is a ridiculously short flight that is just polluting the world unnecessarily but a lot of people don’t have a better option. There’s so many major cities in that small area that they should have train lines between them all

thats not a policy failure, its seven policy failures duct taped together