o/

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

DJ keep the music volume the exact same

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

[image description: four sequential photos of an orange cat standing under an automatic soap dispenser (presumably in a vet's office) and getting a large dollop of foam soap deposited on its forehead.]

you’re one of the three survivors after the apocalypse & the other two are visibly passing one of theirs’ phones back & forth having a secret conversation in a notes app

my new poker strat: start tearing up after looking at my cards no matter what i got

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"