embarrassing bravery

i've been focusing deeply on not giving a shit about what people think. if i notice my thoughts going down that path, then i shut them down. i'm not trying to read anyone's mind. i'm just going to be myself and try my best. if i fuck up, then i fuck up. if i look stupid, then i look stupid. everyone looks stupid, sometimes. it's so much more important to be yourself earnestly and passionately, in all of your stupid glory

i 👁️ got this feeling 😋 on a summer ☀️ day when you 🫵 were gone i 👁️ crashed 💥 my car 🚗 into a bridge 🌉 i 👁️ watched 👀 i let it burn 🔥 i threw💪 your 🫵 shit 💩 into a bag 💼 and pushed 🫷it down 👇 the stairs 🏠 i 👁️ crashed 💥my car 🚗 into the bridge 🌉 i 👁️ don’t 🙂‍↔️ care 💔 i 👁️ love 💗 it 😋

Anyone notice how it's all a woven tapestry

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

i come from the 8tracks generation where you weren't allowed to just dump three and a half twee indie folk/tswift records into a fanmix and call it done. on 8tracks you had 8+ handpicked songs in rigid chronological order and an accompanying mission statement and thesis defence detailing exactly why each one applied to your derek x stiles coffee shop au AND cover/track-list art hodgepodged from stolen pinterest/tumblr aesthetic photography, and all of this was done under constant threat of death because it was the DMCA wild west and the site was in a constant state of gradual collapse.

her voice was as silky as silken tofu. but her words were as firm as extra firm tofu

I’d be shittin with the door open day one don’t put me on love island

the thing is that childhood doesn't just end when you turn 18 or when you turn 21. it's going to end dozens of times over. your childhood pet will die. actors you loved in movies you watched as a kid will die. your grandparents will die, and then your parents will die. it's going to end dozens and dozens of times and all you can do is let it. all you can do is stand in the middle of the grocery store and stare at freezers full of microwave pizza because you've suddenly been seized by the memory of what it felt like to have a pizza party on the last day of school before summer break. which is another ending in and of itself

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

OP I want you to know I think of this post every single time I have to wash a spoon.