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when youre watching chopped and someone says theyre gonna use the ice cream machine
I’ve wanted to watch River’s episodes in chronological order for a while, and now that we’ve seen her entire storyline, I can. So since I needed to do the work…I figured I’d share it here in case anyone else wanted to do it.
A Good Man Goes to War (2011)
The Impossible Astronaut (2011)
Day of the Moon (2011)
Let’s Kill Hitler (2011)
Closing Time (2011)
The Wedding of River Song
The Impossible Astronaut (2011)
First Night (minisode, 2011)
Last Night (minisode, 2011)
A Good Man Goes to War (2011)
The Impossible Astronaut (2011)
Day of the Moon (2011)
The Pandorica Opens (2010)
The Big Bang (2010)
Time of the Angels (2010)
Flesh and Stone (2010)
Wedding of River Song (2011)
Last Night (minisode, 2011)
The Angels Take Manhattan (2012)
The Husbands of River Song (2015)
Silence in the Library (2008)
Forest of the Dead (2008)
The Name of the Doctor (2013)
After going through a rough miscarriage my girlfriend and I are pregnant once again and our baby is due June 23rd here's hoping for a girl my beautiful rainbow baby
Okay no. This shit is so fucking satisfying. I can not tell you the joy it brings me when an underage kid tries to buy GTA and when I tell them they need a parent, they go get said parent, and then I say “hey, this game is rated M for these reasons” AND THE PARENTS GET SO APPALLED AND SAY “NO WAY YOU ARE NOT GETTING THAT GAME.” And the look of hatred the kids give me is so raw and pure it gives me fucking life. Damn I miss GameStop.
Keeping online matches safe from annoying 13 year olds.
OKAY FRIENDS SINCE YOU LIKE HEARING ABOUT 13 YEAR OLDS GETTING OWNED LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT ONE OF MY GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS SO FAR AS AN EMPLOYEE OF GAMESTOP.
It was spring 2014, early in the week. Pretty sure it was a Tuesday, but it’s been awhile. It was so dead in our store, I hadn’t seen anyone in over 40 minutes. Eventually, in comes this mom and we start chatting. She said she was here to buy her son a game he wanted, Grand Theft Auto 5, and could I help her find it?
Now, I’m sure many of you are aware how awful Grand Theft Auto 5 is in terms of violence, gore, and sexism. But in case you don’t, the Grand Theft Auto series has always been one of the most violent series that you can buy in stores. The very first GTA was banned in Brazil and condemned in several countries, GTA 5 has a graphic torture scene that is player initiated. GTA: San Andreas had the Hot Coffee scandal which happened in 2004 when modders found unused code in the game for a sex minigame that was player controlled. And that’s only the beginning of the controversies surrounding the GTA series (click here to read more! X X X X X X X )
Anyways, back to me and the Mom. Who will now be referred to as Mom because she is that awesome. Since I was behind the counter I pulled a copy of GTA 5 from backstock and started ringing her up while making polite chitchat, the usual cashier stuff. But everything changed when I asked for her ID because of the M rating. At first Mom replied, “Oh sure thing let me grab it.” And started digging in her purse. But then what I said registered with her and she paused and looked at me.
“M rating? What does that mean?”
“Oh GTA 5 is rated M for violence, gore, bad language, and other stuff”. I won’t bore you with the whole spiel I go into when I’m asked about the M rating but basically I just explain why the game is rated M, what the M rating means, and that they can go on ESRB.org to see why it got that rating.
So I tell Mom about the website and she whips out her cell phone and gets on the site and starts reading. And she got MAD. She starts telling me about how her son knows she doesn’t like this sort of game and how he is going to be in so much trouble because he knows better than to ask for this sort of thing as she doesn’t tolerate this in her house. And he is so grounded for thinking he could get away with this. Then, Mom looked me in the eye and asked me to look up several other games for her to see if he’d done this with any other games.
“Yea sure thing, which games would you like me to look up?”
“Bioshock 2.”
“I can already tell you without looking that Bioshock 2 is rated M.”
“MY CHILD IS SO GROUNDED FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR. What about the first Bioshock?”
“Yep, that’s also rated M.”
“OH MY GOSH, what about Gears of War?”
“That entire series is rated M.”
To spare y’all from another 10 rounds of that, basically take every popular M rated title from the last 5 years and insert them in the above dialogue.
Eventually, Mom says “Oh my gosh, you must think me a horrible parent. I can’t believe I let him have those games.”
“Ma’am, I don’t think that at all. The fact that you’re concerned about this tells me that you are a good parent. And just so you know instead of throwing out those games you’re more than welcome to trade them in here and get some store credit or cash back for them.”
“Really? I’ll have to do that, I don’t want him playing those games anymore.”
“Yea, we also take gaming consoles, iphones, and tablets too!”
“Oh that’s wonderful! Thank you for being so patient with me and telling me all about this. I’m going home and to go through his gaming collection right now!”
And off she went, leaving me bored till I finally got to leave for the night.
BUT THAT’S NOT THE END. THIS IS WHEN SHIT GETS AWESOME.
The next day I’m working again, bored out of my goddamn mind. There’s only so many times you can alphabetize the store before going insane. As I’m looking out the window I see a car pull up and Mom hops out and then pulls out two huge duffel bags and walks in.
“Hey welcome back to Gamestop! What can I help you with!”
“Oh I’m so glad you’re here! So last night I went through my son’s game collection and most of them are rated M! So I decided to teach him a lesson about why you don’t lie to your mother. Seeing as I bought him these consoles and most of the games were bought with my money, his game consoles and games actually belong to me. Therefore, I would like to trade in all this.“ And proceeds to pull out his XBox 360, PS3, and every game he had for both consoles (over 50!) as well all the extra controllers and headsets he had.
“Are you sure?”
“Absolutely.“ I will never forget her smile when she said this nor the look in her eye. This is not a woman to be crossed.
So I traded everything in and she got back over $300 in store credit for everything. And with it she bought a Wii, a couple extra controllers, and a couple games rated E. Then she looked me in the eye and asked if we had any extra boxes laying around for the XBox One and if so could she have one?
“Are you going to put the Wii in it and give it to him?“
“Yes. Along with a note saying that this is what happens when you abuse the trust of your mother. I’m going to make sure this never happens again.“ It is at this point that Mom ascended to God Tier status with all Gamestop employees falling to their knees for a chance to bask in her glory.
I got her an XBox One box and sent her on her way after asking her to take the survey on the receipt.
“Oh of course dear, you’ve been such a big help. Let me write down your name so I don’t forget it.”
“Of course! I’m Lexi, but if your son asks my name is Deegan.“ (Deegan was my store’s manager at the time.
And then she left, leaving me with the best trade numbers of the month and the greatest story I’ll likely ever be apart of at GameStop. Mom, I never got your name, but you are my personal Gamestop Hero.
Yesssss

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Minecraft ps4
Looking for a new ps4 friend who is into playing minecraft. Other games include but are not limited to:ESO, destiny, and dying light. Flexible gaming hours are nice. If you're interested my psn is Aceboy94.
I can’t wait until our generation becomes teachers that actually know how to make a video full screen and get the god damn cursor out of the way
*cut to 15 years later*
"Miss, you have to make the hologram 3D."
"What? Hold on, I’m trying to full screen this. Where’s the cursor?"
"There is no cursor, Miss. Flick your wrist to make the hologram 3D."
"And that’ll fullscreen it?"
*entire class sighs*
So I reached 350 followers and I decided to do a Pokemon give away :)
Only for Pokemon X/Y and Pokemon ORAS
First Place: You choose any 5 shiny starter pokemon. You also get a Hoopa.
Second Place: You choose any 3 shiny starter pokemon. You also get a Hoopa.
Third Place: You choose any 2 shiny starter pokemon. You get a Hoopa too.
Important Note: You cannot choose two (or more) of the same pokemon. For example, if you are first place you cannot choose 5 shiny Charmanders as your prize. But, each person can get the same pokemon. For example, first place can get a shiny charmander and if third place wanted a shiny charmander too they will get it.
Also, all starters will be level 1 but the Hoopa will be level 10
Another thing, if you have any questions about the give away go into my ask box and ask me. I’d love to answer your question :)
RULES
1)Reblog/Like to enter Every reblog will count so you can reblog as many times as you wish but don’t spam your followers.
2)You don’t have to follow me but it would it would be nice if you did. (I’m gunna do more pokemon give aways in the future)
3) You need to have your ask box open so I can contact you if you won.
4) Must be willing to give me your friend code once you’ve won.
5) If you’ve won and you don’t reply to my ask telling you that you’ve won in 72 hours then a new winner will be picked.
6) There will be 3 winners kappa.
7)THE GIVE AWAY WILL END MARCH 26TH 2015
I don't care what she said about ANYTHING
If during an argument you call a woman:
-Slut
-Whore
-Bitch
-Cunt
-Attention-whore
If you mention her:
-Tits
-Vagina
If you make comments about her:
-Appearance
-Attractiveness
-Sexual appeal
If you threaten her with:
-Violence
-Rape
-Death
If you tell her to kill herself for expressing an opinion.
You are a misogynist, an abuser, a poor excuse for a human, and you need to grow up and learn to debate with civility and respect.
If during an argument you call a man -asshole -dick -jackass -dumbass
If you mention his: -penis -the ability to preform in bed
If you make comments about his: - appearance - attractiveness - sexual appeal
If you threaten him with: - violence - rape - death
If you tell him to kill his self for expressing an opinion.
You are a misandry, an abuser, a poor excuse for a human, and you need to grow up and learn to debate with civility and respect.

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I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and
uh
yeah
Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u
So i tried it both ways and uh
i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?
this made me laugh really hard….
and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed
but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated
So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE!
Its not science unless you write it down so
First method:
Well done, i guess…
Second:
I fucked up
Girls… how?
I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY
I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!
It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.
Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.
Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.
but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.
and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.
It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOU’RE WELCOME!
bless you
look what is back on my dash. Jesus.
This came back but with ACTUAL SCIENCE you are the saviour of our generation
I have no words
The best thing about this is cute people taking off their shirts
I need a build buddy for ps4 minecraft. I'm just tired of being lonely on my game :/ my time zone is EST (gmt -5) and I try to get on when I can but if i have the time I'm always down to play. My psn is Aceboy94
First sub-ohm build with my dark horse RDA.
best show EVER (next to Dr who)
Akuma mod with dark horse RDA hitting subohm. Perfection.

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salazar: hey everyone just wanted your opinion on something
helga: shoot
salazar: okay what if we get giant versions of our house symbols
rowena: what
salazar: like godric would have a giant lion chilling out somewhere and rowena would have a big canary
rowena: its an eagle
salazar: okay whatever
godric: i dont think uh
salazar: it cant be too hard to find a huge badger
godric: okay dude wtf no this is ridiculous absolutely no giant house symbols
salazar: oh um okay because i kind of uh
helga:
rowena:
godric:
salazar:
helga: what did you do
salazar: NOTHING