where fandoms go to die

My advice: get perverted about the concept of losing at things. then when you are watching a competition you will be happy whether the team you are rooting for wins or loses. this greatly improves the experience

just need a drink. or a cigarette. or perhaps even a sledgehammer to the back of the head

theyre going to shoot me out back tomorrow and i will enjoy it

who do you think i am? looking for recommendations

an interest passing feels like being abandoned by the evil spirit that had taken possession of your body

pulling out hanks of grass and sighing listlessly. i kind of miss being posessed. isn't there an evil spirit somewhere that wants to possess meeee

going forward i will only consume problematic media

and well, let's jusr say,, uncritically too

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

creates a porn sideblog and you look in there and its just pictures of fucked up stairs leading nowhere

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

please eat enough and drink enough water and get enough sleep. this is so that you have enough energy. because we need you to be writing and drawing porn on the internet

don’t date. a sports team can also let you down for the rest of your life and doesn’t move into your house.

We're smoking all we have left One hit and youll realize it was always going to end like this

smoking the shit that turned the clock wise