Special People Don’t Exist

The secret to getting good at anything is the ability to withstand being bad at it.

bitches say they're fine and then scream the "I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all" in bohemian rhapsody louder than everyone else

People be like "ew, why do you follow this artist? They make porn and that's gross" and I'm like bitch do you know how many cocks Michelangelo painted? That man had the balls to paint God's ass, don't come at me with that shit. All artists are guilty of the horny.

Sexual tension is more fun than the sex itself

You rush into a church to stop the love of your life from marrying the wrong person. Not paying attention, you shout “I OBJECT” only to realize it’s a funeral. The deceased immediatelly rises in perfect health. All eyes turn to you.

Way too funny not to share

I'd rather be funny than pretty...but good thing I'm both, y'all stay safe tho

you know what, fuck you *unkills your character*