Find a way to smile and let it get to shit

Queens don’t eat trash 💅

Holy shit

She’s trying so hard not to laugh 😭

Most realistic scene in Homecoming: pretending to be interested in another person’s distractions when you’re privately experiencing identity crisis and internally panicking.

ppl are always like “no game is perfect you can’t please EVERYbody” but when was the last time you heard a motherfucker complain about portal

should have contained more portals. i was disappointed by the number of portals

z i hate to break this to you but you as the player are always in direct control of the amount of portals

The Great Gatsby's copyright expires January 1, 2021 and I for one am quite looking forward to the inevitable publication of Nick/Gatsby fanfiction.

Look me in the eye and tell me there's not at least ten people sitting on a completed manuscript right now. I dare you.

if a vampire came into my house and tried to drain my blood. well i would simply say no thank you.

unless the vampire is hot of course, in which case feel free to make yourself at home

Human: *rescinds their invitation* Vampire: I am forcibly removed from the house